wax and wash

Masturbating with silicone lube. Feels awesome but requires soapy water as part of cleanup.

He's going to get caught on one of those bathroom runs after a Wax and Wash.

by kmfrayed April 16, 2012

wilderness waps

receiving felatio in an area densely populated with trees, shrubbery, and small animals

Guy 1: "Did you hit that?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I just got wilderness waps."

by hammy mahan January 27, 2013

G Wash

The gangsta way of saying George Washington.

Benjamin Franklin: G Wash. What the fuck up.

George Washington: Aww shit... It's the motherfucking Franklin. Come hit this shit, nigger.

Benjamin Franklin: (exhaling) Get money, fuck bitches, smoke trees.

George Washington: (exhaling) Wisdom.

by G-Wash September 29, 2008

spock wash

When someone dressed as Spock knocks you out, takes you to his "spaceship", or his bedroom, and unloads unhealthy amounts of semen into your mouth and other holes.

"Oh my god some creep at comic-con gave me the spock wash!"

by GravyBath February 26, 2013

Buttery Washburn

When you rub peanut butter on a girls snatch and call the dog in to clean it up.

Heath gave her a Buttery Washburn before laying the pipe.

by DingDongDiggle April 9, 2021

Washed up

A person who was once great at something is a now a shell of his/herself.

Man Tracy McGrady was so good 10 years ago, now he is all washed up.

Jerry Stackhouse was such a great player. To bad he's just an old washed up fringe player now.

by Jr404040 January 5, 2015

Wapsicle

A production of vaginal icicles from WAP at freezing temperatures.

Kyle asked Heather to sit out in subzero temperatures to satiate his necrophelic need for a wapsicle.

by Karen&KyleKoss September 14, 2020