wankwork

A work of art that is done purely for self-gratification. Usually produced by a wanker.

Will Ferrell is starting to star in films that are nothing but wankwork.

by etanracnil October 7, 2008

wankorama

Excessive amounts of needless, often show-offish behaviour that means nothing to anybody else.

Jeez, John's new song is a wankorama.

by pravda23 October 17, 2008

Wankhorn

Morning erection of the penis, usually made feel better by constant rolling from side to side whilst grinding cock into matress. See also {drypoking}

I woke this morning and my slut wife did not want to entertain my wankhorn!

by RoaringRedRooster69 October 3, 2016

Wankforager

A perverted prowler on the hunt in men's urinals. Generally stands next to you and, while mid-stream, gives your shaft a cheeky tug

"I was just in that Spoon's toilet and some wankforager diddled me."

by drunken_sailor September 19, 2016

Wankworthy

Wankworthy is when you think a girl is or isnt attractive enough to masturbate over

Man 1= have you seen that girl on instagram?

Man 2= lisa?

Man 1= yeah shes wankworthy

Man = yeah shes definitely wankworthy

by Cheesedevourer April 6, 2021

Wankorite

A gent who agrees to be walled-up into a small room, usually attached to a church, in order to devote his life to masturbation and prayer, with meals (and the occasional Hustler) slid under the door.

Bloke 1: Where's Bruce, Bruce?
Bloke 2: Won't be seein' him again Bruce, he's taken orders as a Wankorite.

by hydraulis June 14, 2025