wania

"wania" is:
1. Awesome
2. Friendly
3. Sweet
4. Lazy bum
5. Nerd
6. Cool
7. Most lovely person you will ever meet

Friend: That girl is so cool, who is she?
Me: She is Wania, such a lively person.

by originalminion March 23, 2014

willy wanka

A person who loves chocolate but is a complete wanker.
Derived from a combination of the fictional chocolate maker, willy wonka, and the word wanker.

Pete: Dude, got any more cadbury dairy milk? Then I'll head home to give percy a whack.
Allan: Goddamnit Pete you are such a willy wanka ...

by eggpoop October 23, 2013

guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden March 30, 2008

Wankarium

n.
A box room containing a chair, a computer and a sock drawer.

Stuck for things to do one day, Jeff made good use of his Wankarium.

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 19, 2005

Wankahz

The one and only Brittish way to pronounce the word 'wankers'
And of course they're trying badly to make it sound less sexual.

" Thats so disgusting, you guys are such wankahz! "

" I can't even remember seeing so much wankahz after viewing this bloody movie "

by Minkeloneous April 29, 2009

wankathon

Timed event, usually done by males, counting the number of times he can ejaculate within a given period.

Jim had 50 sponsors for his 24 hour wankathon, he managed to jack himself off 126 times and raised £400 for charity.

by zygmund July 27, 2003

wankasaurus

when something is so bad, its not just wank, its wankasaurus

barry: did you see skins last night?
scott: are you kidding? that shit is wankasaurus

by soapasaurus March 28, 2010