Wankxiety

When you haven’t masturbated for a while, you need to release your load and can’t stop thinking about it.

‘Oh my god man, I have such Wankxiety!’

by Rockerman74 January 25, 2020

Wanxiety

The feeling of spiritual and physical emptiness which follows an intense bout of masturbation.

adj. wanxious

After jerking off for the third time that evening, Paul was overcome by a feeling of deep wanxiety.

Jim had hoped that jerking off would help calm him down, but it just left him feeling more wanxious that ever.

by Wudclat April 25, 2011

Mangxiety

The moments of tension felt until all your Magners can be poured and you have a hand free again.

When given a pint-plus bottle of Magners Irish cider and a pint glass with ice, there is always quite a bit left in the bottle. This hiatus when standing in a bar and two hands are required to hold the beverage leads to several minutes of Mangxiety until you have drunk enough to discard the bottle and regain the use of a hand.

by Stuart McGuinness December 15, 2008

auld langxiety

The kind of anxiety that arises as one bids farewell to the old year at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve.

"Johnny's auld langxiety kicks in at about 11:55p on New Year's Eve as feelings of intense worry overcome him at the prospect of another year of this shit."

by SalvyZ December 15, 2018

nangxiety

A state of which one becomes anxious due to the intake of nitrous oxide (nangs)

"Man, those nangs gave me a nangxiety attack!"

by thevibesofficialwotded March 1, 2019

tangxiety

Nervousness about trying out a new food dat has a decidedly-strong flavor.

Initially giving someone a greatly-diluted mixture as their "first taste" of an unfamiliar comestible and then gradually increasing da strength of subsequent samples can greatly reduce their tangxiety.

by QuacksO April 29, 2022

hangxiety tourettes

When the hangxiety is so bad that your body has uncontrolled physical reactions to the cringe and embarrassment that you feel while being haunted by all the stupid shit your drunk alter ego did. Most commonly appears as a quick head shake + flinch combo — your body is trying to shake that atrocious thought right out of your head.

“Dude why are you twitching so much”

“Ah it’s the hangxiety tourettes”

by Shrek5ever April 1, 2023