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Wakey Waggle

The act of masturbating one's penis from a state of morning wood.
Geoff O'Reilly gave himself a little Wakey Waggle on Thursday morning.
by hak.trick February 18, 2010
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Jakey-Wakey

A cute nickname for a BF who's name is either Jacob or Jake!
Hey Jakey-Wakey! How's my hunny bunches of oats doing? <3
love cute jacob jake boyfriend nickname YAS
by Pao&Sammy: PFFs_Forever February 28, 2016
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Wakey Fakey

A lie used to get someone out of bed in the morning.
From the phrase 'wakey wakey'.
'John get up, the bed is on fire!'
'Wakey Fakey!'
by Atani August 26, 2006
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Wakey Wines

a place where you get a prime bottle for £100
Susan, I'm going to Wakey Wines to gets some prime
by IslamicTord November 6, 2022
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Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey!

Getting up super early in the morning for a nice long bong hit followed by a GREAT BIG breakfast.
I woke up this morning and said to my friend "Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey!" and he knew I wanted to smoke some pot and eat some food.
by Renee11 September 19, 2009
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wakey nakey

1)to wake up naked either purposley or accidently


2)to get so wasted u wake up naked on an anonymous old womans lawn
dude U slept naked? u wakey nakeyed me u cock eater!

o Iam so sry mrs.Googleheimer I got wasted last night and I wakey nakey.
by Kekky December 13, 2004
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Wakey Wines

Known in full as Wakefield Wines. Wakefield Wines is an off-licence shop in the City of Wakefield in West Yorkshire, UK that has gone viral on TikTok for selling Prime Hydration drinks at an extortionate price per bottle. Usually they charge £25 per bottle but one family spent a grand on several crates full. The owner can often be heard saying in TikTok clips with his customers "What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines!"
What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines.
by MrFunny83 January 2, 2023
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