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Watkeys

The act of receiving a blumpkin while picking win, place, or show for todays simulcast racing, drinking a beer, smoking a Camel Unfiltered, and eating a jelly donut.
Mike you have been in a great mood lately, what gives? I finally convinced the old lady that a watkeys a day keeps the doctors away.
by Joe Dietz March 9, 2008
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wakestock

A wakeboarding and music festival held in july in Abersoch, Wales. A meeting place of all wakeboarders in the UK. AMAZING.
'Are you going to reading this year?'
'Nah, I'm going to WAKESTOCK!!!'
by Emily Zed May 11, 2007
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Jakey-Wakey

A cute nickname for a BF who's name is either Jacob or Jake!
Hey Jakey-Wakey! How's my hunny bunches of oats doing? <3
love cute jacob jake boyfriend nickname YAS
by Pao&Sammy: PFFs_Forever February 28, 2016
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Wakes

The experience of waking up in the middle of the night, and not being able to go back to sleep for a couple of hours or so. This usually leads to you doing things like checking Facebook, eating snacks and just generally doing what you'd do during the daytime, before going back to sleep like it never happened. The exact opposite of taking a nap, sometimes referred to as a 'reverse nap'. They are super inconvenient.
Emma: Hey, why were you posting something on Facebook at 5am last night?
Issie: Oh I was taking a wake.
Emma: Damn, I hate wakes. They're so inconvenient.
by Ihatewakes June 4, 2013
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Wakey Fakey

A lie used to get someone out of bed in the morning.
From the phrase 'wakey wakey'.
'John get up, the bed is on fire!'
'Wakey Fakey!'
by Atani August 26, 2006
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Wakey

Bumped into that Wakey lad yesterday,

He's the apinical of a human being..
The lad is EPIC!!
by No 1 Chef September 15, 2019
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Wakers Coffee

Wakers Coffee is an E-Commerce driven coffee company that promotes the inspirational slogan "WAKE UP HAPPY!" on their instant, French-roast "Wakers HAPPY Coffee" bags, which also contain twelve superfoods per 8 oz cup of coffee.
Wakers Coffee is smooth, delicious, affordable, and offers free shipping. There's also an option to save fifteen dollars every month with their efficient, customer focused smart ship program.
by brotherrighteous May 3, 2022
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