Italian wakeup call

The act of a male dipping his member in garlic butter or other means of garlic flavored liquid and softly tapping it on a woman's face to wake her up. Can also be referred to as a "garlic facial".

He gave his girlfriend an Italian wakeup call, hoping to rouse her after a restful sleep.

by Atldmb June 24, 2013

Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin

A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!

My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!

by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022

2 and a wakeup

meaning in jail that yuo have 2 days and a wakeup left

1:hey man when u gettin out
2:i only got 2 and a wakeup left then im gone

by jdizzla March 21, 2008

Sanchez's wakeup call

When having anal sex with your partner while someone else is sleeping in the bed. You get on top of them and smear the poo hanging on the tip of your penis on their face to form a poo mustache. Then you take the hair from a freshly shaven chinchilla and lightly tickle them under the nose till they sneeze little bits of poo and hair onto your partner

When I slept in my friends bed I got a Sanchez's wakeup call ,and my chinchilla got a hair cut
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by turd urchin July 15, 2016

Tajiki Wakeup

When someone is sleeping, and you straddle their chest, cock slap them a few times, and then urinate in their face.

Oh man, she pissed me off so much last night that I decided to give her a Tajiki Wakeup

by C-Rob July 31, 2008

Chrissy wakeup

Eddie munson from strangers things beautifully once said "chrissy wake up i don't like this chrissy wake upppp its time to wake up I don't like this chrissy wake uppp its time to wake upp "

*possessed by vecna and ur name is chrissy *
Eddie munson: "CHRISSY WAKE UPPPPP I DONT LIKE THIS CHRISSY WAKEUP TIME TO WAKE UP CHRISSY"

by Eddie munsons wife July 3, 2022

Makeup when you wakeup

A girl (most likely) who has done her makeup so bad, it looked like she did it while she was still waking up. Most commonly used when someone has smudged their makeup, gotten lipstick on their teeth, has crusted eye-liner on, etc. These people act as if they are beautiful gods, but sometimes they will tell you they didn't have time for their makeup, and won't act stubborn.

Girl 1: Wow, did you see her makeup?!

Girl 2: Yes! She totally pulled a makeup when you wakeup!

Girl 1: She does that everyday.

Girl 2: I know!

by NikkiInSLO July 19, 2009