"whatever floats your boat" - whatever makes you happy. Caulk wagon is taken from the classic Apple II game Oregon Trail. A phrase meant to sound dirty when its really not.
by RCampz November 9, 2009
Get the Whatever Caulks Your Wagon mug.a term that usually describes a creepy looking, or rusted out old van. sometimes called a rapist van.
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A person being such a large douche the word "douche bag" does not do them justice. This, however, is not nearly as large as a douche silo.
by Mrs strawberry shortcake November 10, 2011
Get the Douche wagon mug.The act of gripping the elastic band on the back of ones underwear, preferably a nerds, and pulling straight back to maximize length. You then precede to pull the underwear upwards and loop it over the nerds head, pulling his head back in a very painful manner.
(Noun) Dude, Billy totally just gave that nerd a Brazilian covered wagon!!!
(Verb) Dude, Billy totally just Brazilian covered wagoned that nerd!
(Verb) Dude, Billy totally just Brazilian covered wagoned that nerd!
by Kevin Schmitt November 14, 2011
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Get the Rice Wagon mug.Electric wheelchair provided by supermarkets and theme parks, used by people who are not actually disabled, just horribly and grossly fat.
by LHP September 22, 2009
Get the Fat Wagon mug.The ambulance waiting in the wings at sporting events to whisk concussed, paralyzed, and otherwise incapacitated gladiators off to the hospital, which is the first stop of the rest of their lives of long, slow mental and physical deterioration.
"How many meathead wagons were should we schedule for this weekend's football game?" - Coach #1
"Ah, fifteen oughta do it." - Coach #2
"Hey, great thing the 90% of the school's extracurricular budget is for the football program." - Coach #1
"Yeah, no doubt. Just a matter of time before the library and chorus money gets sent our way, too." - Coach #2
"Ah, fifteen oughta do it." - Coach #2
"Hey, great thing the 90% of the school's extracurricular budget is for the football program." - Coach #1
"Yeah, no doubt. Just a matter of time before the library and chorus money gets sent our way, too." - Coach #2
by TrE33333 November 22, 2010
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