wafflestomping 

Shitting in the shower and mashing it down the drain.

I didn't have time to get out of the shower, so I had to resort to wafflestomping. Note to self: shit first, then shower.

wafflestomping by weenaak July 5, 2010

Waffafles 

The plural of 'waffle'.

Ex: I want waffafles.

Waffafles by shit-faced-kangaroo October 30, 2013

steve waffles 

Totally awesome. The greatest thing ever. Scrumtrilescent even. The opposite of dave biscuits.

Dude they're giving away free chicken?!? That's totally steve waffles!

steve waffles by dom93hatch November 27, 2006

Struggle waffles 

When you make waffles and realize you have no syrup so you have to eat the waffles with no syrup and you have to just eat the dry waffle or waffle with butter and deal with the struggle

Guy 1: "Man, I had struggle waffles this morning because my mom forgot to buy syrup last night." Guy 2: "I feel ya man, I had to eat some struggle waffles myself the other night, just the waffle and butter." Guy 1: "yeah, the struggle is real."

Struggle waffles by Ordol09 December 19, 2013

gay nigga men balls chees bread waffles burrito mexigga intercourse

when balls collide into a homosexual loaf of bread while another man has an erection while inside of the man with his balls in a loaf of bread (typically there is another man in the background doing the hamburger with his dick)

yo yall wanna have gay nigga men balls chees bread waffles burrito mexigga intercourse?

gay nigga men balls chees bread waffles burrito mexigga intercourse by Brian Esparza Mejia May 1, 2023

fried chicken and waffles 

Black people's dream food.

Mmm...fried chicken and waffles...

fried chicken and waffles by chowman November 9, 2006

roffles my waffles 

A more hardcore way of saying "ROFL"

Son: What happened ma?
Mom: The neighboor ran across the street just to kick me in the balls
Dad: roffles my waffles

roffles my waffles by AIDS STD October 19, 2003