mexican waffle iron

when you shit in a pull out couch and close it

She cheated on me so I left her a mexican waffle iron

by i dont want to August 02, 2020

tennessee waffle-iron

The sexual act of pooping on your partner’s chest, then proceeding to slap it with a tennis racket, thus creating the shape of a waffle of poop on them.

“Mark and I haven’t been that adventurous lately in the bedroom, until he pulled out the tennessee waffle-iron and rocked my world sideways!”

by BOYCHUCK May 16, 2023

Spanked with a Waffle Iron

Ass has dimples as if they had actually been spanked with a waffle iron. Or, their ass resembles 10 pounds of cottage cheese in a five pound bag.

That fatty looks like she's been spanked with a waffle iron.

by OrganDonor2u February 26, 2012

Belgian Waffle Iron

When you bust in a girls face, and you hit her with a tennis racket so that the ridges resemble those of a waffle iron.

Wow, Bobby just gave Kate a massive Belgian waffle iron!

by R4G1NGERM4N1 November 14, 2011

blue waffle iron

The act of stuffing a women's blue waffle between ur butt cheeks and squeezing as hard as u can

"Dude I'm totally going to bring out the blue waffle iron on her tonight."

by IronMakezBest September 16, 2017

waffle-iron syndrome

When your internet is not working properly, or on the fritz.

"Damn bro, i'm really suffering from waffle-iron syndrome. I wish my internet was working."

by ChumpChange23 February 18, 2010

Kansas Waffle Iron

You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.

Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!

by Marine007 December 01, 2022