Spagen wagon

A person that is extremely irritating but doesn't realise that they are.

Omg Eliza's such a spagen wagon she can't take a hint.

by Shadow_crystal April 17, 2017

Warboner

Arousal in response to watching or engaging in acts of war or ultimate pwnage. Generally experienced during heroic/impossible feats. Results in a desire to obtain more warboners no matter the material cost. Can lead to warboner addiction resulting in a insatiable desire to invade foreign countries...

Some say that you should contact a physician if experiencing a warboner lasting over 3 hours. However Chuck Norris has had one since birth and seems just peachy

Michelle Rodriguez or the guy who shoots Tsu'tey in the final battle of Avatar....both had uncomfortably big, rigid, veiny, warboners

George Bush invaded Afghanistan and acquired WBA (warboner addiciton) leading to a huge ass deficit as he sold our young men and women to score a bigger warboner

by soulsryummy May 17, 2010

wagon you're draggin

your butt, usually a female's

I would kill for that wagon you're draggin.

by Gale LeGwims May 10, 2009

Goofy Granny Wagon

The worst type of Granny Wagon in the world. A shitty little red toilet on wheels driven by a hideous old gargoyle with teeth like green surfboards.

Sweet Jesus! A gargoyle driving a toilet!

Oh shit, its the Goofy Granny Wagon. Piss off you foul dentist dodger!

by Lumpbag August 16, 2009

Wubonic Plague

Another name for COVID-19. Also known as the Chinese Virus,the Wuhan Virus or Kung Flu , Wuflu or Sweet and Sour Sicken.

Did you hear about bob? He was at the bar, someone coughed and he caught the Wubonic Plague.

by KungFlu Warrior March 23, 2020

Whatever Caulks Your Wagon

"whatever floats your boat" - whatever makes you happy. Caulk wagon is taken from the classic Apple II game Oregon Trail. A phrase meant to sound dirty when its really not.

ME: I'm gonna fuck MAD BITCHES

Hunter: Hey man, whatever caulks your wagon.

by RCampz November 9, 2009

rape wagon

a term that usually describes a creepy looking, or rusted out old van. sometimes called a rapist van.

"hey guys, you see that rusty old rape wagon"

by rustin g. October 2, 2007