Arousal in response to watching or engaging in acts of war or ultimate pwnage. Generally experienced during heroic/impossible feats. Results in a desire to obtain more warboners no matter the material cost. Can lead to warboner addiction resulting in a insatiable desire to invade foreign countries...

Some say that you should contact a physician if experiencing a warboner lasting over 3 hours. However Chuck Norris has had one since birth and seems just peachy

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

The process of an erection due to being aroused by machine gun fire, explosions, jet engines and large amounts of blood and gore.