waaburger

An imaginary food, usually followed with french cries. Is usually offered to someone who is whining, complaining, or bitching.

Typical "emo" kid: "My life sucks!"
Dude: "Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries."

Guy 1: "Dude, today sucks."
Guy 2: "What did you have for lunch? A waaburger?"

by punkbass_20x6 April 21, 2006

Wasabi Nigger

A Japanese Black Person

We went to a Japanese steakhouse and our waiter was a wasabi nigger.

by Harold Fitzpatrick November 6, 2010

Wasabi Effect

A phenomenon described by the sudden and rapid transference of wasabi from the inside of someone's mouth to their eye. Causes inflamation and redness of the eye.

Also known to cause a flailing of limbs, and expletive phrases to shoot forth from the subject's mouth in panic.

Subject: "I was crunching wasabi peas and one just shot out of my mouth into my eye! Fuck!"
Observer: "The Wasabi Effect in practice. Go wash your eye out."

by tristanx February 6, 2010

wasabi enema

a bad idea.

wasabi enemas hurt

by blistered colon April 9, 2010

Waapieeuvartlenininininicusatque

To truly recognize that you, as an individual will never be as good as a blue anteater or a salty otter.

“Well I guess you’re just not a waapieeuvartlenininininicusatque, face it.” - Bertha

by Mweep August 20, 2019

waasiq

An absolute Chad
Truly a man amongst men
He is irrevocable
A slave of the lord almighty
Embodiment of pog

Omg a Waasiq, what an absolute chad!

by Repent is better than caca August 18, 2021

Bareback Wasabi

The act of performing a reverse enema directly into the anus with copious amounts of wasabi, then proceeding to have raw sex while using the wasabi as a lubricant.

Bro! My sinuses are so clear…Micah and I performed a Bareback wasabi an hour ago..

by daddys dad June 30, 2021