omelette

"I am going to let"

I should bust a cap in yo' ass, but omelette this one slide.

by The White Hat July 6, 2003

Ghetto Omelette

The left over pizza fixings that you add to an omelette.

Hey Joe, what happen to the pizza from last night? Man I woke up and made a ghetto omelette.

by Mickey Bricks March 8, 2009

Louisiana Omelette

When a whole fresh egg gets placed deep inside a girls vagina and then a guy fucks her until the egg breaks. The guy goes down on the girl to suck out all of the egg shells and egg whites/yolk. A frying pan is placed below the girl to collect the egg white/yolk during the sex and while the guy sucks the rest out. When the girl is all empty, you fry up the egg in the pan and then bon appetite.

Person 1: Yo, did you eat already?
Person 2: Hell yeah. I just had a louisiana omelette.

Person 1: Are you ok? You are walking weird...
Person 2: Not really...I just got louisiana omeletted....

by ChefMan September 15, 2011

Denver Omelette

The act of vomiting while eating out a particularly dirty vagina, then continuing until completion.

A;'Dude, I met up with this chick on a camping trip, I ate her pussy on like her fourth day of hiking and not showering!'

B;'That's fucking nasty, did she smell?'

A;'Fuck yeah, I ended up giving her a Denver Omelette!'

by pFinneganr April 8, 2009

brown omelette

When one person poops into his/her hand and rubs it into partners vagina.

My girlfriend slapped me after I gave her a brown omelette.

by HermanButt December 2, 2017

Farmers Omelette

A variation of diarrhoea. A Farmers Omelette is a yellow, runny form of shit that endlessly pours out of the asshole like there's no tomorrow.

- "Hey man, come round for the game tonight"
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"

- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'

by ManOfManyWords July 6, 2014

Havana Omelette

An explosive burst of burning diarrhea that leaves your anus burning. Symptoms being a burning, swollen anus, enough gas to fill an escalade, and a unrelenting urge to go take another poop.

I ate a lot of greens with vinegar and the hot Havana Omelette that followed was akin to an eruption of Mt. Vesuvius.

by redring January 23, 2014