cheeto voldemort

Another of the numerous nicknames for Donald J. Trump

Person A: how did the Cheeto Voldemort win the election?

Person B: what's a 'Cheeto Voldemort'
Person A: the Cheeto Voldemort? Oh! That's Trump! I thought you knew that.

by luuunaaa January 15, 2017

voldemortaphobiaphobia

The fear of having a fear of having no nose

Friend one: Got your nose
Friend two: Noooo put it back, I'm scared I might be scared of having no nose (btw its called voldemortaphobiaphobia)

by PotatoPower June 12, 2011

voldemort squeezer

when your making out with your girlfriend and you hawk a loogie into her mouth.

I heard that Stevie gave his ginge Kelly a Voldemort Squeezer while they were making out in the park

by Your Fuqqin Boy June 29, 2009

Voldemort

Voldemort
verb
1. the sexual act involving the expulsion of ejaculatory in the shape of a lightning bolt onto the forehead of the beneficiary then killing their parents immediately afterward.

2. jizzing a lightning bolt on the forehead of someone, killing her parents then running away.

"Yo Ian, I just voldemorted some ho, now I gotta get to mexico", Laughed Ryan. "That's the fourth girl you voldemorted this week, don't expect a second date", retorted Ian.

"Now Voldemort that ho!" Solja Boy Tell 'Em

by Harry Plaugher October 22, 2009

Voldemophobia

Voldemophobia is the fear of having no nose. Derived from the name of the historic warrior (whom no one would dare cross save for a brave few) who had no nose himself. It is common among many people although incidentally, the most of which are Harry Potter fans

Person 1: Ha ha! Got your nose!
Person 2: Oh no, not my nose! *breaks down crying*
Person 1: Sorry, I had no idea you had Voldemophobia.

by Sonearage September 27, 2011

Voldemort

After a bad breakup, a person's ex 'who shall not be named'.

Dude, bro. I saw Voldemort at the club last night and she was grinding on all these dudes.

by HLAUSF February 17, 2015

Voldemort

A.K.A. The Dark Lord, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, You-Know-Who, Tom Marvello Riddle.

A kinda evil guy that used to be fit but now is all weird and skeleton-y and has no nose.

Wow, I bet Voldemort would have looked great about 50 years ago when he had a nose.

by Ali24601 March 2, 2011