visitor

another name for a woman's period.

I have an unexpected visitor, so we cant have sex.

by Shawty#1 January 5, 2006

Unwanted Visitor

:an unwanted erection, often occurring at random during the worse time possible for example as your giving a presentation in front of class or as you wait inline for a rollercoaster.

Thomas: Hey man can you go refil the soda?
Jim: I'd love to but I have an unwanted visitor.
Thomas: oh (gets refil)

by Toadzi11a September 2, 2013

unexpected visitor/stranger

An Unexpected Visitor is when you take a poo or shit in the morning (usaly after a late night fast food run) and it smells so bad that you dont recognize it as your own smell. Its as if a stranger or a visitor has used your bathroom prior to you.

Man I ate Jack in the Crack last night and this morning I awoke to an unexpected visitor/stranger .

by Rufus MF Jones September 22, 2006

visitor shit

a shit you take when visiting a club or friend where you face the wall and so make a biggg mess that needs to be cleaned or it'll stink like hell

dude : "holy crap what happened to my toilet !?!"
dude 2 : "ye doug took a visitor shit when he was wrecked"

by mr eudcation December 31, 2008

Visitory

Visitory is used for both visual and audio learners
Vis - Visual
itory - Auditory

Dude, you’re a visitory learner! That’s sick!

by Ig: youaresalty69 October 1, 2021

virtual visitor

someone who has been to a place but only online

destination traveling that occurs via the internet

What did Professor Milroney just say?

"Dude, I dont know I was a virtual visitor in Cabo Wabo."

or

"You've never been to Paris? I knew you were just a virtual visitor!"

by LWE8 December 19, 2007

The Visitor

Some retard on twitter and is a god memer. Oh, and a F o r t n i t e skin too.

Twelve year old: “Oh Cmon! The Visitor was stupid enough to kill my fortnite game! You gotta be joking!”
Adults: “Good.”

by ObamaTheNWordPass March 1, 2020