phantom vibration syndrome (PVS)

When you think your cell phone is vibrating, but it is actually all in your head.

"Dang! I thought my girl was ringin' me to holla' back, but it was jus' phantom vibration syndrome (PVS)."

by A Shankles December 20, 2008

Ghost Vibration

When you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket (whether it really is or not) and you go to check your phone and -guess what? No fucking calls, no fucking texts, just your same shitty phone playing tricks on you.

The other day i felt my phone go off, but then I remembered I left my phone at home. Damn ghost vibrations.

by Scott Blanton February 27, 2010

Violation of Team Rules

A common phrase used by many NCAA Football and basketball coaches that almost always means "smoking marijuana". Since the NCAA doesn't regulate controlled substance use for fear of losing half their great athletes, they allow the individual schools to regulate how much marijuana their athletes smoke. If an individual athlete smokes so much weed that he/she is dumb enough to get caught red-handed smoking or selling, that athlete is suspended for a game in his/her respected sport (Unless Lane Kiffin is the coach in which case it is a mere half game).

Mark: Yo Weezy, I just gotz me some of the best herb, you wanna go VTR with me?

Weezy: Oh hellz yeayuh. Lets be in Violation of Team Rules!!! (pulls out a bong)

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by ttothej101 March 9, 2010

Phantom Vibration

Feeling a vibration from your cell phone when in reality no one's calling you.

"Oh, someone's calling me!

...

Dammit, just a phantom vibration. My bad."

by AdeleVi January 1, 2009

Premature Jibulation

While one is snowboarding, they feel the sudden urge to jib the closest thing to them wether it be a tree or a four year-old's snowboard while he is sitting down. It is a very serious and very common disease among people who have an excess amount of steeze.

"Yo dude, I just did some serious premature jibulation on this chick's face"

"Bro, that's gross"

by Gustache May 18, 2007

Cock Vibration

When about a hundred cocks in a square mile simultaneously begin to harden at the same time which sends out tiny vibrations when joined together create an entity that appears to be a powerful storm but in actuality is a massive force that feeds off of these vibrations that are emitted from these cocks which in turn makes it very difficult to lose the vast amounts of erections in the area.

Omg! There's what appears to be a huge hurricane or maybe all the cock vibrations coming from the gay club down the street are causing an unstoppable force to wreak havoc!

by Cockmaster Jackoffinabox June 20, 2011

Catch a Vibration

"Catch a vibration" is a phone friendly term used between two friends wanting to smoke a little herb stalk.

"Hey I'm coming over... want to catch a vibration and watch Gramma's Boy?"

by njmsara July 17, 2006