Crafty Veteran

When the chick craps in a martini shot glass then mixes it with Jose Cuervo then makes the dude take it as a body shot out of her regions.

Bob- How'd the drinking games go last night?
Al- I won, but at the end Kari gave me a Crafty Veteran.

by Dusty Cox March 15, 2009

veteran

a person who served in the armed forces of his/her country, regardless whether said person ever fought in a war.

James served in the Navy during the Eighties. He helped protect America from the Russian bear. He is a Cold War veteran.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 23, 2006

joe vetter

To call and say ya i'm coming over and not show up.

Or otherwise formally known of the pussy from way back.
To be very pussy whipped and hangout with high school friends.

Me - Hey wanna come over?

Joe Blow - Ya i'll be there man.

2 hours later

Me - hey what happened to that guy that was coming over?
Joe Blow - i said i might and im with my woman.
Me - thanks dude. I've been joe vetter'd.

by baysinger36 June 21, 2010

Vesteria

An open-world MMORPG game on Roblox which is amazing and you should prob play it!

Vesteria won a bloxy award

by Poping Row May 4, 2021

verter

another name for a tv remote control

" hey bob, pass the verter "

by PAIGEY. July 5, 2008

Veteran fat ass

It is a person who has been fat for atleast 5 years and no longer gets offended by fat jokes. this person will laugh along with fat jokes and enjoys eating food

YO XZAVIER YOU ARE A FAT MAN!!! hahaha i dont care im a veteran fat ass i dont get offended anymore

by ttommy898989 January 20, 2015

veeter

noun - One who takes pleasure in looking at rather chunky women.

"Sean, you silly veeter, quit looking at that chunky woman!"

"Look, that veeter is looking at that girl named Lisa!!"

by Can Not April 9, 2005