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Vending Machine Roulette

Spin around 3 times eyes closed in front of a vending machine and then hit random buttons to see what you will get!
I played vending machine roulette at work today and got a Sparkling Seltzer

vending machine name

Vending Machine Name is when somebody puts the first letter of their name and number behind it
🗣️:“hey gabby what’s your vending machine name”?

👤: my vending machine name is g5

Vending Machine Drunk 

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.
Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.

(the) vending machine 

the name you give someone after they inadvertently or purposely drink a quarter during a drinking game.
"Yo, Matt...you drank a quarter?? You're like a vending machine...like (the) vending machine, THE VENDING MACHINE!!"

STD Vending Machine 

A person, generally a female, who has had so much sex that she dispenses STDs. Only after a man has paid in penis. Also see whorebag, slut, and hooker
That girl has had so much sex, she is an STD Vending Machine.
STD Vending Machine by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004

pussy vending machine 

A girl who will have sex with anyone. Also, see cum dumpster
When Joe asked Suzy how long he had to wait to sleep with her, she replied "I'm not a pussy vending machine!"