velcrotard

Velcrotard (vel-crow-tard) - noun:

1 Someone that is intellectually inept; slow; stupid. An insinuation that someone is so stupid they cannot learn to tie their own shoes.

Person A: Hey, did you hear Brandon got caught with a 15 year old?

Person B: Really? Somehow I'm not surprised. He's pretty fucking stupid sometimes.

Person A: Yeah man, he's a real velcrotard.

by JayrAir October 15, 2010

Velcrocity

The amount of velcro-ability something has; the strength of velcro on an object.

The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.

The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.

by Tigress420 December 10, 2008

Velohana

When two lesbians enjoy a nude bike ride together.

Kara asked tiffany if she would like to go for a Velohana together around the city.

by A Matter of Fact April 7, 2023

Velcrosac

noun- the condition of one's scrotum sticking to one's thigh, that requires adjustment in order to peel them apart. The most common cause is sweaty balls

I have a serious case of velcrosac, my balls keep sticking to my thigh.

by GrayMac May 7, 2010

Vechata

When a person says an exxagerated statement that doesn't minimally coincide with the reality.

"I'm able to speak with aliens!".
"It is surely a Vechata, dude" (Referring to another friend).

by 7chimera7 May 13, 2020

Velcro Vagina

A desperate, single older woman who throws herself at all of the men she meets.

Rebecca and Christy are all over that older, bald rich man with their Velcro vagina thinking they are getting a ring-while he's doing them both. So sad for these desperate souls. I don't even think he showers before he does them both.

by Smarty4u August 14, 2017

Velcro Gloves

Gloves with palms and fingers covered with velcro, used to hold onto wool. Rumoured to be found at most shops in rural towns close to sheep. Very useful when your a Sheep Shagger. Stops the sheep from running away during intercourse.

Crikey mate my velcro gloves have warn through do you have a pair I can borrow?

by Jellyphant July 29, 2003