When your a horrible parent because you gave your young child the key to the car, and he takes off driving it down the road, and then you realised you gave him the opportunity to Go Commit Vehicular Manslaughter and that your responsible for them
Ol Denis gave his kid the key fob to his Tesla, well shit, his child's gonna go commit vehicular manslaughter.
by xGLAZx December 19, 2018
Get the Go Commit Vehicular Manslaughter mug.1.) Contrary to the original 'definition': VehiCROSS owners are not all gay... some are homosexual, some are heterosexual, some are asexual, some are bisexual, and some are even omnisexual, autosexual, transexual, or intersexual. Metrosexuality and/or retrosexuality and/or ubersexuality and/or fauxmosexuality and/or pomosexuality and/or montisexuality could apply to any of these 'labels' in varying degrees as well. Overall though, I would say VehiCROSS owners, as a whole, are pansexuals (adjective). The VehiCROSS itself, however, is nonsexual.
2.) The VehiCROSS (VX) was only imported to 'The States by Isuzu during three years - 1999, 2000, 2001. But the concept prototype was unveiled in 1994. Roughly 4000 units exist in America today. AWD TOD drivetrain behind a 3.5L V6 motor moves the VX handily. Two-tone leather Recaro seats keep the occupants comfortable. A rally-inspired stiff suspension under the 92" wheelbase creates a great handling SUV, on road and off. The VX earned the acronym "PUV" for Performance Utility Vehicle - it was the 1st and last of its kind in a truck-based platform.
2.) The VehiCROSS (VX) was only imported to 'The States by Isuzu during three years - 1999, 2000, 2001. But the concept prototype was unveiled in 1994. Roughly 4000 units exist in America today. AWD TOD drivetrain behind a 3.5L V6 motor moves the VX handily. Two-tone leather Recaro seats keep the occupants comfortable. A rally-inspired stiff suspension under the 92" wheelbase creates a great handling SUV, on road and off. The VX earned the acronym "PUV" for Performance Utility Vehicle - it was the 1st and last of its kind in a truck-based platform.
Curious Passer-by: "What kind of car is that?!"
Owner: "It's an Isuzu VehiCROSS."
Enlightened Passer-by: "I've never seen one before!"
Owner: "Well they are rare so find one now, because all the parts are getting harder and harder to find!"
Dejected Passer-by: "Oh that's too bad."
Owner: "Say, you are pretty cute, would you like to go out sometime? The back seat of the VehiCROSS folds down into a bed. Only a few people in the world have made love in a VehiCROSS."
Curious Passer-by: "Hmm... well, if I can't own one..."
Owner: "It's an Isuzu VehiCROSS."
Enlightened Passer-by: "I've never seen one before!"
Owner: "Well they are rare so find one now, because all the parts are getting harder and harder to find!"
Dejected Passer-by: "Oh that's too bad."
Owner: "Say, you are pretty cute, would you like to go out sometime? The back seat of the VehiCROSS folds down into a bed. Only a few people in the world have made love in a VehiCROSS."
Curious Passer-by: "Hmm... well, if I can't own one..."
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The Mormon Assault Vehicle of choice is the Chevy Suburban, but don't count out Explorers, Expeditions, Grand Caravans and 16 passenger Econoline vans.
The Mormon Assault Vehicle of choice is the Chevy Suburban, but don't count out Explorers, Expeditions, Grand Caravans and 16 passenger Econoline vans.
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Deploys into a Construction Yard, which contains the equipment for building temporary military structures.
Deploys into a Construction Yard, which contains the equipment for building temporary military structures.
by Extreme June 19, 2004
Get the Mobile Construction Vehicle mug.When you go on "vehication", you spend more time in your vehicle than at any particular destination. It started as a slang from the southern part of the United States, and is a combination of "vehicle" and "vacation".
Many young people do things like this, because they always want to visit as many places as possible in a very short time frame.
Many young people do things like this, because they always want to visit as many places as possible in a very short time frame.
Ross Darrow was extremely tired after his weekend, because he spent it on vehication to San Antonio.
by Brandon_Texas August 11, 2009
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began at a shipping company around the same time as shev and monty
Erratic driving caused several people to spill their food and drinks upon themselves while heading back from lunch. Made national as employees transferred or had business trips to other parts of the country
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Erratic driving caused several people to spill their food and drinks upon themselves while heading back from lunch. Made national as employees transferred or had business trips to other parts of the country
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