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1.) Contrary to the original 'definition': VehiCROSS owners are not all gay... some are homosexual, some are heterosexual, some are asexual, some are bisexual, and some are even omnisexual, autosexual, transexual, or intersexual. Metrosexuality and/or retrosexuality and/or ubersexuality and/or fauxmosexuality and/or pomosexuality and/or montisexuality could apply to any of these 'labels' in varying degrees as well. Overall though, I would say VehiCROSS owners, as a whole, are pansexuals (adjective). The VehiCROSS itself, however, is nonsexual.

2.) The VehiCROSS (VX) was only imported to 'The States by Isuzu during three years - 1999, 2000, 2001. But the concept prototype was unveiled in 1994. Roughly 4000 units exist in America today. AWD TOD drivetrain behind a 3.5L V6 motor moves the VX handily. Two-tone leather Recaro seats keep the occupants comfortable. A rally-inspired stiff suspension under the 92" wheelbase creates a great handling SUV, on road and off. The VX earned the acronym "PUV" for Performance Utility Vehicle - it was the 1st and last of its kind in a truck-based platform.
Curious Passer-by: "What kind of car is that?!"
Owner: "It's an Isuzu VehiCROSS."
Enlightened Passer-by: "I've never seen one before!"
Owner: "Well they are rare so find one now, because all the parts are getting harder and harder to find!"
Dejected Passer-by: "Oh that's too bad."
Owner: "Say, you are pretty cute, would you like to go out sometime? The back seat of the VehiCROSS folds down into a bed. Only a few people in the world have made love in a VehiCROSS."
Curious Passer-by: "Hmm... well, if I can't own one..."
by The UNchosen One November 25, 2007
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Vehicle assault

that prius is going 50 in the fast lane, you better vehicle assault them
by dueghis December 28, 2011
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Vehida

Vahida or Vehida is a bosnian name inspired by arabic word "Wahid" which means lonely. The name represents uniqueness, loneliness and beauty. It's a very rare name Found mostly in Croatia and Bosnia.
Guy: " Dayum who's that beautiful cat-like Girl over there?"

Guy2: "dude that's Vehida she's too beautiful for this World, she's way out of your league"
by Pinknipple July 18, 2013
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Mormon Assault Vehicle

Any vehicle whose express purpose is carrying 8 or more children at the same time, with groceries.

The Mormon Assault Vehicle of choice is the Chevy Suburban, but don't count out Explorers, Expeditions, Grand Caravans and 16 passenger Econoline vans.
Yo, did you see that? That Mormon Assault Vehicle almost cracked us!

Pay attention bitch!
by FrankGrimes July 26, 2005
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Mobile Construction Vehicle

n. Mobile Construction Vehicle (MCV)

Deploys into a Construction Yard, which contains the equipment for building temporary military structures.
by Extreme June 19, 2004
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vehication

When you go on "vehication", you spend more time in your vehicle than at any particular destination. It started as a slang from the southern part of the United States, and is a combination of "vehicle" and "vacation".

Many young people do things like this, because they always want to visit as many places as possible in a very short time frame.
Ross Darrow was extremely tired after his weekend, because he spent it on vehication to San Antonio.
by Brandon_Texas August 11, 2009
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vehicular monty

when your erratic driving causes your passengers to spill food upon themselves

began at a shipping company around the same time as shev and monty

Erratic driving caused several people to spill their food and drinks upon themselves while heading back from lunch. Made national as employees transferred or had business trips to other parts of the country
If you don't slow down around this curve, you are going to cause a vehicular monty.
by mightyacorn January 14, 2010
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