blue veined custard chucker

A.K.A: Penis, Knob, Pink pogo stick etc. This term is usually used to describe a large shlong that chucks custard or semen(cum).

She saw his eyes penetrating her dress, though wishing that it was his blue veined custard chucker

by bigboy69 April 13, 2004

veginearian

Someone who claims to be vegitarian, but eats meat products, like steak or bacon, or fish.

Scott was horrified to be spotted eating a bacon sandwich - he'd been outed as a veginearian.

by GruntPuppy January 11, 2020

veinery

Vienery
vien•er•y
vān/-nuh-ree
noun
1.
the arrangement of the natural physical features of a veins on a penis.

2.
The three-dimensional arrangement of the veins & physical attributes (such as shape, height, and depth) on the posterior AND anterior surface of a penis.

ANATOMY > BIOLOGY > MALE ORGAN

veinery

Miranda & Jill spent the morning discussing the vienery of Ernest's Penis.

My vienery is reminiscent of the Mississippi Delta?

by MyBucketlist September 24, 2013

Vagineye

When you’re so tired your eye has a crease that looks like a vagina.

Aidan: God I’m so tired I’ve got vagineyes.
Mia: What is a Vagineye?
Aidan: When your eye has a vagina like crease.
Mia: I love vagineye!

by ax.kel January 3, 2018

Wine Vagine

The female equivalent to "whiskey dick."

Damn, I went down on that chick for an hour before she got off -- that must have been some serious wine vagine.

by sosarasaidbbb December 2, 2009

Vaginese

The single most commonly used language on the planet. It combines estrogenical whining, bitching, nagging, emasculating and abusive words, inflections and tones, and is most often used by menstruating women, but can also be heard being utterered by gender-confused males.

Johnny - man Jimbo, me and the girlfriend celebrated our 2 month 1st date anniversary by eating chocolate covered cherries and popcorn, while draped in Snuggies and watching the Vampire Diaries on DVD.

Jimbo - dude, I didn't hear a word you just said. Either stop talking Vaginese or never speak to me again.

by Texas Muck Savage October 29, 2011

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006