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vegetarian

Watching animals being slaughtered while working in an abattoir, I decide (sic) not to make anyone else suffer. You meat eaters wil get spongy brains, you dickheads.
by coon boy August 20, 2003
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vegetarian

someone who doesn't eat meat products, either including or not including eggs and dairy products. Also, the sexiest people on the planet.
I may be vegetarian, but I still enjoy some pleasures of the flesh
by reach28 December 1, 2006
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vegetarian

a person who doesn't eat meat and, contrary to popular belief, is not always gay, because afterall gay people like meat (up the ass... but still)
Mark: Want some steak?
Jake: I'm a vegetarian.
Mark: Are you gay!?
Jake: No you asshole.
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vegetarian

a person who does not eat meat, and sometimes other animal products, especially for moral, religious, or health reasons. I copied this sentence :\
oh, look, a vegetarian! :\
by OrangeBurrito October 4, 2016
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vegetarian

A) A person who forgoes the pleasure of eating meat, despite not neccessarily being under any duress to do so.

B) A person who has watched the movie 'Babe.' Probably.

C) A person who perhaps believe that omnivores are ignorant towards veggies, a belief that gains substance from comments such as definition 'B'.

D) A person who, judging by other definitions of the word 'vegetarian' on this website, will become rather touchy when it is suggested that they constantly preach to non-vegetatians.
Would you like some steak?

No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

Fair enough. More steak for me then!
by pippin4652 July 19, 2010
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vegetarian

1. people conscious that animals were not, in fact, put on this earth only for our consumation.

2. people opposed to the harm of animals for leisure pleasures. ex: food- including chicken and fish (they're animals too!), accessories, hunting, shoes, bags, etc.. Also, someone who realizes that 99% of the animals that have ever lived have died and that we've done anything but help in their protection.

3. one who does not consume animal flesh but eats animal products like eggs, milk, cheese, and other dairy foods.
person 1: so you're a vegetarian. do you eat chicken and fish?

person 2: of course not, they're animals.

person 1: are your shoes leather?

person 2: oh no, they're faux.

person 1: so..do you like, wear tie-dye?

person 2: there's a difference between a vegetarian and a hippie.
by i have fuzz on my toes.. June 11, 2006
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vegetarian

people who believe, for health reasons, that eating American-sized portions of meat contributes to heart disease and other disgusting ways to die

... and/or

people who believe, for moral reasons, that we should not eat other living things with brains and nervous systems

... not to be confused for people who claim that we were "designed" to eat only vegetables (and by the way, not all vegetables have cellulose, you big fat poser), or people who "kill plants" (even if eating plants were morally wrong on any level, at the very least, vegetarians - even part-time ones - are less murderous than full-time meateaters)
by Anonymous August 18, 2003
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