Violet Vatican

The International Center of the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod.

"The one thing we can be sure of after a conference with the likes of Leonard Sweet is that the 'Violet Vatican' isn’t planning to make the LCMS more Lutheran!"

by CFW Chemnitz January 18, 2009

vagitate

Verb: Irrational behavior as observed during feminine menstruation. Usually observed in men acting moody or emotional like women during their period.

"There he goes again, Jamey sure can vagitate like a bitch off Midol."

by Ryan Reynolds August 26, 2007

Vagitation

Excessive pubic hair on a woman.

Rich: So how was the girl you met off of Craigslist Casusal encounters?

Mike: She was crazy and the worst case of vagitation I've ever seen.

by moonminer December 13, 2007

vatican missionary

It is a pretty obscene sex move. It's kind of up there with like, the Cleveland Steamer, the Jersey Turnpike, the Chicago Fire, the North Dakota Plains Walker, and of course the New England coral bleach.

Last night we tried the Vatican Missionary position.

"You're in the perfect position to help her. The missionary position"

by SaratheWinner September 14, 2017

vagitable

Another word for vagina. (Based from the word, vagitarian, one who strictly eats vaginas. Vagitarian comes from the word vegetarian, one who strictly eats vegetables.)

Lesbian mom: Eat your vagitables everyday so you can grow big and strong! Like a real dyke!
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Vagitable Ad: One bottle of vagitable juice contains 8 servings of vagitables!
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Chelsea: How did you lose so much weight? You look great!
Olivia: I became a vagitarian.

by Chelicopter October 21, 2010

Vatican Roulette

Another name for the rhythm method of birth control.

Called so because it is the only form of contraception endorsed by the Catholic Church.

Well, the Pope says condoms are out, and the pill is born of the fires of Hell. So get out the calendar, baby, it's time for Vatican roulette.

by DrCyclops November 19, 2007

Vagitalk

When one usually talks from one's Vagina, hypothetically. Commonly the opposite of 'Trash Talking'. Vagitalk is more known as verbal discussion between two or more persons about a topic in particular in which others would refer to as soft-wording.

Person1 - " Don't make me kick you in the balls..."

Person2 - "Pfft, that's vagitalk compared to what I did to your bro"

Person3 - " it's true...but i didn't believe him!! "

Person1 - " What did he do...?"

Person3 - "...the world may never know..."

Person2 - " that's right, stfu and start -- (insert sexual/racist/harassment joke here) "

by IwiggledMyDongle October 21, 2010