Vapist

Someone who vapes

Person A : did you see them vaping??
Person B : oh my god! i didn’t know they are vapists!

by n luppy December 3, 2018

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Vagistick

Using a lady's wet vagina as Chapstick if Chapstick is not available.

I had really dry lips this morning, luckily my girlfriend was horny so I used some Vagistick!

by Baron Von Whathisface March 18, 2014

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Vagistocracy (Also: Legion of Vagistocracy) is the well structured hierarchical establishment comprised of Agents (Bias). Internal struggle for power and influence among the Bias is ongoing and, thus, members of the Legion must exhibit a healthy level of “Agentness” at all times in order to maintain their status. “Agentness” itself is a highly volatile and constantly varying state but recurring characteristics include an unnatural looking tan (possibly orange hue), unnatural looking dyed/bleached blond hair (or jet black; See: Dark Agent), and the presence of the brand of the Legion (See: Tramp Stamp). Agents will most often emit an aura of pretentiousness and higher ranking members will posses an intense bitchiness. When crossed, an Agent will manifest an extreme maliciousness that is highly dangerous when not countered with the appropriate defenses, the most notable of which involve numbers and logic.

Pete: The Vagistocracy is out in full force today, huh?
Tony: Yeah, check out that Dark Agent over there. She is so orange she looks like a fucking oompa loompa.

by Use Logic March 11, 2008

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The Term refers to someone who vapes excessively and is quite annoying. The common Vapist also is not to bright and a bit arrogant to the point of sheer obliviousness. Most Vapist are nicotine addicted and use vaporizers of any kind and treat their addiction as a personality trait rather than a disease as if people 60 years ago didn’t do the same with cigarettes. Most Vapist are in high school and take Lengthy bathroom breaks to satisfy their addiction sometimes reaching times of 60 minutes long breaks. The vapist is unsuccessful and will have manny preventable problems down the road.

Jack: darn vapist was blowing vape in my face when I walked right into the bathroom!
Edd: yeah it’s a darn shame.

by The CEO of GAZOOZLE.BIZ January 17, 2020

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