Van-Tard

The unfortunate few that lick windows, obviously retarded, from the inside of vans. Not meant literally, but for your friends that have to buy a clue.

Aaron slept with Carissa last night. I knew he was desperate, but I didn't realize he was a van-tard

by 1upChuka July 7, 2009

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VonTarding

1. to be the worst possible roommate; to make messes, make noise, play a ukelele, not know who Will Ferrell is, to complain but not solve.
2. To be a total douchebag.

ROOMMATE: "wait, wait.. is Penelope Cruz Tom Cruise's wife, or daughter?" ....... "Wait, wait.. Slumdog Millionaire is a MOVIE??" ....... "Wait, wait... What are the Oscars for?" (the last question was asked after the majority of the Academy award show had just been watched.

EVERYONE IN ROOM: "what a VonTard"
"yeah, he's totally VonTarding."

by One More Week!!! April 23, 2009

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vagtard

An individual who becomes temporarily dumb struck when presented with a vagina

Billy saw my vagina last night and beat it with a stick. He is such a vagtard.

by Skink 73 July 5, 2011

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vaxtard

A person who refuses to take the COVID 19 vaccine, usually because they are skeptical of it, or believe some conspiracy theory about it. Also typically a Trump supporter.

Bob doesn’t want to take the COVID vaccine. He believes that it contains a microchip that will allow the government to monitor him. What a vaxtard!

by Spicyspectrum March 25, 2021

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