Vannessa

An intelligent person who puts other people before herself. She is gorgeous both inside and out. Although she may seem shy at first, once you gain her trust and break her out of her she’ll, she’s one of the funniest and most genuine people out there.

Vannessa is actually goals, I wish I was her.

by anonymously published January 12, 2019

VanDunking

1.) When a man with a very large penis has intercourse with a woman to the point where vaginal stitches are necessary.

So I guess Emily's back from the hospital. I hear she got a VanDunking. She needed 12 stitches!!!

by D-Rock City July 7, 2011

vannaful

(n)-Contains a variety of definitions including beautiful, asian, extreme, random, awesome, lovable, intelligent, natural and not-a-slut.

That girl is vannaful because she doesn't cheat on her boyfriend and she doesn't give free blowjobs or dirty sanchezes.

That girl is not vannaful; she has 20 fucking STDs!

by Paolo Perfecto October 21, 2006

vandusky

A conversion van with the following exhaustive criteria:

windowage = low

sodomic intent = high

These outcasts among internal combustion conveyances share similar traits including an affinity for playground parking lots, Penn State campuses, and republican conventions.

(see also: Saabdusky, Sandatsun, GMC Savanal, Pedofiat, Pederaston Martin, Peewee Hervan, Mini Coopervert, Dodge Durangoatsee, GMC Tysonoma, Ford AerostaR Kelly, Rape Rover, and Neverland Ranchero)

(NOTE: the identity of the conversees below will be protected by the pseudonyms B. Costas, and J. Sandusky. ... Naw, that's too obvious... Bob and Jerry.)

Bob: "Jerry, are you sexually attracted to young boys?"
<long pause>

<more long pausing>

Jerry: "Am I sexually attracted to underage boys? Sexually attracted? You know, I enjoy young people. I, I love to be around them. I, I... But no, I'm not sexually attracted to young boys. I do, however, stockpile them in the vandusky for rousing weekend roadtrips to vacant parking lots and hidden overpasses. You know, at their, um, request."

by barfcake January 17, 2012

vanbumbled

As defined by Sal Vulcano of Tru TV's Impractical Jokers. Being vanbumbled is to see a family member naked.

Joe: "Have you ever been vanbumbled?"
Murr: "No, I'm usually the vanbumbler."

by thatsmoshgurl August 26, 2017

Vannetted

To be so inebriated you are unable to speak, complete loss of motor skills,highly annoying

See Chelsy Bell.
Sentance Example:
"man,last night i was totally vannetted."

by thehucklebucker April 30, 2009

vannya

A very drop dead gorgeous girl who knows how to make people laugh and smile. She can make your day with her memes.

If you are not friends with Vannya what are you doing!?

by Becky from the block May 31, 2017