Van Gogh!

The term used to define someone that is trying to join your group at a club/party. Playing off the famous painter, signifying that the guy is crazy for trying to join a clique that only knows how to do it big!

Bar Scene: Hanging out with your group of friends, drinking and having a good time. A random/sketchy guy comes up and tries to socially awkwardly join the conversation.

Being Drunk you staight up just say, what's up Van Gogh!

by vamos a la playa December 31, 2012

Van Gogh-Kart

(n) A vehicle that is missing one of its side-view mirrors, reminiscent of Vincent van Gogh's severed ear.

Some fucker sideswiped me and now I'm driving around in a Van Gogh-Kart.

by smellyrock July 2, 2009

Van Gogh Tickle

When your poop is so long that the tip of it grazes the underside of your ballsack while it’s falling to the bowl as if it was a brush stroke from Van Gogh himself.

I took the biggest poo of my life today. It was so long, in fact, that it gave me the Van Gogh Tickle.

by ThatGuy 915 February 26, 2019

Van Gogh Syndrome

The unexplainable desire to cut off one's own ear. Named after the artist who cut off his ear, then gave it to a hooker

Psychiatrist: It seems you have come down with Van Gogh Syndrome.
Patient: Holy shit! Is it fatal!?
Psychiatrist: Unfortunately yes, and the only cure involves a hamster and a barrel of chocolate pudding.

by PrincessZeffie February 26, 2008

Van Gogh'ing

To cut off your partner's ear only to gain the ability to stick your penis in the hole which used to be their ear

"WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EAR?!?" "Oh.. well my boyfriend was Van Gogh'ing me last night"

OR

Her brain must be full of semen since I just Van Gogh'ed her

by LatinKing293 January 31, 2010

Van Gogh poopie

The kind of poopie that you find so amazing, you just have to show someone else.

Mark dumped quite a Van Gogh poopie, but everyone else thought it was just crap.

by Alex January 20, 2005

Van Gogh's Paint Brush

The secretion soaked, cylindrical accumulation of pubic hair at the bottom of the scrotum, which exists as a result of very sloppy oral sex, that paints the receivers forehead or chin with their own saliva throughout the sexual encounter.

Usually occurs during Midwest Water Torture.

I was attempting to write my name on her forehead with Van Gogh's Paint Brush, but the flow of saliva washed my work away far too quickly.

by RussellWestbrooktripdub November 13, 2017