Valeriya

A brunette girl who has a hecka nice and Unique personality. She protects her friends is hecka fierce (hella sexy). She has really pretty eyes, I mean so fine she'll make any guy melt. She draws and paints really good. She is sad sometimes but when she is happy the whole world stops. Her laugh is so infectious you will start laughing with her. Words can't describe her but hey it won't stop me from trying. She is also a really loyal friend. She is cute size and when you see her you want to squeeze her cheeks because she looks so adorable and cute:)

Guy: who is that pretty girl with those honey eyes
Guy 2: Valeriya. Be careful don't look to much or else you will get stuck in that honey eyes

Hey Valeriya you look gorgeous today

by Prettybarbie7 March 14, 2017

Valerie

Valerie is a girl that is very pretty beautiful and loves people (sometimes) she is the best girlfriend you will EVER have and when all grown will be the most wonderful person ever

valerie is the best person EVER

right!!!!

by Johnjacobperson? May 22, 2018

Valve can't count to three

The fact that Valve (Game creators) can't count to three but can to 4,5,6 etc. popularized by the fact that the third Half-Life game wasn't Half-Life 3 but Half-Life 2:Episode 1

John:Hey! Can't wait till Portal 3 comes out!
Jack:Umm... Valve can't count to three, idiot.
John: Oh! Then let's wait for Portal 2: The Sequel.

by CarTroll September 28, 2011

[valve]niggerkiller

A sniper bot in tf2 that has taken over casual, you can barely join a server without encountering him these days.
It used to crash servers too, although that was fixed a couple of days ago.

Person: *tries to votekick valveniggerkiller*
Gibus pyro: *votes no*

by RenderError April 10, 2020

Valve Time

A Unit of time measurement similar to normal time, however very flexible - something that Valve says might take a week could take a day, or something that they say might take a month, will take a year. Generally fluid.

Team fortress 2 players got the bad end of Valve Time when the pyro update was first announced, and got the good end of it when they fixed the infinite health glitch in record time after it was found.

by De Lumpdumper May 5, 2018

Valerie

A beautiful, crazy girl who may act tough on the outside, but fragile on the inside. She love's to act, she can sing, play's sports especially Volleyball. Valerie always thinks she's never good enough but little does she know she puts a smile on everyone's face. She sometimes thinks she's not worth living, she goes through a lot of things. You do not want to mess with Valerie, she will hurt you if you hurt who she loves and cares about. When it comes to her being aggressive she will go full blown latina on your ass, grab a chancleta or anything in her hand and give you a chankletaso. She has amazing golden brown hair that is curly and on the thicker side. She is actually really shy once you get to know her then you build a funny friendship. She is cute on the relationship side, will always get worried or just tell you that she really loves you. Valerie is the type of person you want as a friend forever, and if the lover, she won't leave you because she loves you too much to let you go. Just don't get on her bad side and she's a cute and adorable girl.

"Oh who is she? I saw her throwing her bookbag at some dude at school."

"She's Valerie, she got pissed at someone, she's an amazing person."
"I bet she is, she can defend herself good, what's with the sandal?"

" Oh she's hispanic, she's funny like that so you mess with her she gives you something called a "chankletaso"."
"LOL."

by ??random A.L?? February 21, 2019

Valeria

She is very cute and always good looking she is just the most perfect and she will always stand up for her friends and she will take any risks for her friends

Valeria a cute person and loving

by Sup k0Ol kiD November 7, 2019