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valentine

A boyfriend/girlfriend that you have for only one day: Valentine's Day.

In other words, it's the socially acceptable one-night stand.
I asked Jenny to be my valentine. I'll be all lovey-dovey to her today and totally forget about her tomorrow.
by DROCK2265 February 14, 2010
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Literally giving your heart to someone for one day in February... if they accept, they are known as a "Valentine".

There are several different ways to ask:
1. The "Grade School Method" - Will you be my Valentine? Check YES NO or MAYBE
2. The "Charlie Brown Method" - Creating a hand crafted and laced heart shaped Valentine's Day card to the one you love
3. The "Tiffany Method" - Utilizing a popular public website to give your heart away. *see example*
You make me want to break every rule. Like the one that says when you play that flower petal game you have to alternate "I love you's" with "I love you not's" ...and the rule that says that only certain people are meant to be together...

Rules don't mean a thing. You were made for Me.

...and I don't want to give you my heart for just one day, but we'll take this one step at a time, so Melina...

Will you be my Valentine?
by T. McNeil February 25, 2011
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Valentine is girl who many people know. She was born on Valentine's day, or near Valentine's day. She is most likely very funny and beautiful. In fact if you happen to be friends with a Valentine you should probably feel very priviliged considering she is one of the most popular girls in the school/ workplace/ etc. because she is very pretty so all the girls are jealous, and all of the boys are obssessed with her. Also she is probably really smart, so the teacher's all love her.
Casey: Oh my goossshh Valentine is like, so pretty, im so jealous :(
Super Hot guy: Dude, I would tap that
Teacher's: A+ again Valentine! Gosh you're so smart!
by Casey12012 August 25, 2011
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The New Year's resolutioner's that join a gym or healthclub in January, hog the shower and weight machines...and then will stop working out by Valentine's Day.
John: Bro, the gym is so crowded!

Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.

John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
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Giving someone you love with all your heart oral sex.
I want to give you a valentine when we get home.
by D.A.W. February 25, 2008
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a valentine is someone who you give your heart to for one day on February 14th. it could be a friend, or more than a friend.
by hahahahahahahhahahahahahh February 12, 2019
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The best friend you can have: creative, kind and always there for others. very curious, does not concentrate very well but always full of humor !!
by Valivalo1 April 27, 2020
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