Vagenda

When a woman uses her vagina to complete her agenda. Said by Walter bishop in fringe.

She tricked my son with her manipulation and he fell right into her vagenda!

by mrs.nolife May 18, 2014

Valinda

a crazy girl who is beautiful, and skinny as can be. She will do anything for you and an amazing person to meet.

that girl is soooo a Valinda!

by cheerhater7 January 12, 2010

Vajenda

The female power of using her special parts, whether sexual or emotional, to accomplish her own secret agenda.

After the best sex of my life she started asking me questions... I was vulnerable and answered, only to find out later she extracted information from me like some sort of spy, it was all part of her vajenda.

by Deesp December 5, 2010

Valendate

A Valentine’s Day date.

Patrick: Will you be my Valendate?
Jacklyn: As long as it’s not something corny like going to a crowded restaurant...
Patrick: -sweating- Let’s watch a movie!
Jacklyn: That would make my Valentine’s Day!

by P Rick March 8, 2021

Vagenda

The act of fooling a man by using your vagina into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.

Walter: She tricked my son with her carnal manipullations and he fell right right into her vagenda!

by KiddoHC December 4, 2010

Valencard

A Valentine's Day card.

It's always nice to give your special someone a valencard.

by Archimedes Phidias February 14, 2017

vagenda

The true thoughts and plans of the female sex. Used specifically in regard to plotting and scheming, or making plans of one sort or another.

I'm not sure what angle Mollie is working, but I bet it's part of some extremist female vagenda.

by dvinad August 28, 2009