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Bacterial vaginosis

When your minge stanks of fish and no one wants to come near you cos you’re so stanky. Get it treated. ASAP.
Person 1: eww something smells of fish
Person 2: it wouldn’t if you closed your legs Keira

Person 3: it’s not her fault, she has bacterial vaginosis
Bacterial vaginosis by Wagwanblud234 December 16, 2019

Vagitosis 

When someone is such a pussy that they wreak of it.
When Ricky was dared to press a ham at the Hawaiian Tropic's girls tour bus and declined, I knew he had vagitosis.
Vagitosis by shellhunter December 11, 2011

Vagitosis 

A vaginal condition emphasizing an unusually fetid, malodorous, and heavily offensive smell.
We could smell Katie's kootch before she turned the corner. She has a ripe case of vagitosis strong enough to knock out a linebacker.
Vagitosis by Gapingredgroovie January 8, 2009

Vagitosis 

A rare desease that infects people who insist on sitting out of sporting events due to minor cuts, bruises, or rashes.
If a kid sits out of football because of a cut on his elbow, one might say: someone call an ambulance, his vagitosis is acting up


or


he is clearly infected with vagitosis
Vagitosis by Airjordan11 February 28, 2005

Toxic Vaginosis 

When a woman's panties get eaten through by her vile snatch.
Michelles got that toxic vaginosis. It ruined my new seat covers!!!!!!!

mechanical vaginosis 

When a mechanic screws somebody over because they have a vagina
I got that refund for you since that mechanic gave you mechanical vaginosis.