by jonjac December 9, 2008
Get the vagcicle mug.An extremely contagious disease that occurs when a man ignores his friends' phone calls and text messages because a vagina is within 3 feet of his penis.
Can also occur when a guy is in a relationship where the woman wears the pants, when the woman is in charge of the mans phone, or the man loses all desire to interact with anyone but the vagina that is within three feet of his penis.
In rare occassions, this epidemic can transfer to women that meet a cute guy with a super cute dog. In this case, it's called Penisilence.
Can also occur when a guy is in a relationship where the woman wears the pants, when the woman is in charge of the mans phone, or the man loses all desire to interact with anyone but the vagina that is within three feet of his penis.
In rare occassions, this epidemic can transfer to women that meet a cute guy with a super cute dog. In this case, it's called Penisilence.
The Thread
Paul: "Kyle is awfully quiet on the group text tonight."
Antwan: "Yeah he had a date."
Staci: "Poor little guy, must be suffering from Vagisilence..."
... 3 weeks later...
Kyle: "Hey guys, what's goin on?"
Paul: "Kyle is awfully quiet on the group text tonight."
Antwan: "Yeah he had a date."
Staci: "Poor little guy, must be suffering from Vagisilence..."
... 3 weeks later...
Kyle: "Hey guys, what's goin on?"
by Vagisilence creator April 20, 2016
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vagisil is lightly scented
vagisil is widely recognized as a U.S. brand leader in the feminine hygiene product market
vagisil is played by william shatner
vagisil is the name
vagisil is monostat's arch enemy
vagisil is for yeast infections and not stds o_o and i'm sorry i have neither
vagisil is a creme designed to relieve "feminine itching" and imagine putting something down there that you are
Vagisil is so effective that often times you will only need half a tube. Then you can make your money back from e-bay.
by Tha_Cuddla April 18, 2004
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Ingredients:
3 Full Cups of Ice
1/4 Cup of Sugar
Teaspoon of Vanilla Extract
1 Tube of Vagisil
1 Cup of Strawberries
1 Banana
2 Shots of Crown Royal
And The secret ingredient a pinch of Cinammonm, only the finest though.
After you have gathered these materiels and items Get an average blender. Combine them all in it. Set it too shred. Then Enjoy (\"\\(O.o)/\")
Ingredients:
3 Full Cups of Ice
1/4 Cup of Sugar
Teaspoon of Vanilla Extract
1 Tube of Vagisil
1 Cup of Strawberries
1 Banana
2 Shots of Crown Royal
And The secret ingredient a pinch of Cinammonm, only the finest though.
After you have gathered these materiels and items Get an average blender. Combine them all in it. Set it too shred. Then Enjoy (\"\\(O.o)/\")
by Richard Ezekiel Goodrich The Second April 26, 2005
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Eric: dude, need some vagisil with that?
Eric: dude, need some vagisil with that?
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by TOMM September 26, 2012
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