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vaginamins

Vitamins and minerals essential to the daily diet that can be obtained by consumption of female genitalia.
Dude 1: Did you eat her out this moring?
Dude 2: Heck yes I did! I can't start my day with out my dose of vaginamins!
by Nitz April 26, 2005
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VaginaMcGinastien

Insulting term usually directed towards a male describing them as the epitimal "girly wuss bag". This word made its worlwide debut in the classic stoner's hit movie "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle," where Kumar, striving for greatness, doesn't just resort to calling Harold a girl; he christens Harold a Vaginamcginastien. More than a little bitch, feebler than the vag, this is the rock bottom of absolute bitchdom a male can fall to.
Setting: The Highway in Male #2's car with no air conditioning.

Male # 1- Dude, you're being paranoid, just open the window, it's frick'n hot in here.

Male #2- Screw that, I spent 15 min. on my hair! If I open the window it's gonna get all ruffly and frizzzzzzzzzzzzy!

Male #1- Uhhhhh frick'n a! stop being such a VaginaMcGinastien!!!!!
by Michael Gonzalez December 15, 2008
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vaginamancy

The wyrd power posessed by women that allows them to control a heterosexual man's circulatory system, depriving blood to the brain, and readjusting flow to the lower waist
Her powers of vaginamancy are superior even to your mom's!
by Kevin Petrick February 17, 2004
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vaginamusic

Folky/very soft music, sung almost always by a woman, usually about one's feelings. No electric guitars. Enya is textbook vaginamusic. As is Sarah McLachlan. Tori Amos occasionally produces such music.
"Do you want some music on?"
"Sure - what have you got?"
"Enya."
"Oh God. No. Just No. Anything but vaginamusic. Do you have any AC/DC?"
by L534 September 28, 2008
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vaginamind

When women say or do emotional shit that men can't understand.
She had a bad case of vaginamind....so I ditched her.
by Chip Lewis September 19, 2019
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vaginomite

by Rob October 20, 2004
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Vaginamite

Would you like Vaginamite or penis butter on your toast?
by Languish June 20, 2005
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