Vaginese

The single most commonly used language on the planet. It combines estrogenical whining, bitching, nagging, emasculating and abusive words, inflections and tones, and is most often used by menstruating women, but can also be heard being utterered by gender-confused males.

Johnny - man Jimbo, me and the girlfriend celebrated our 2 month 1st date anniversary by eating chocolate covered cherries and popcorn, while draped in Snuggies and watching the Vampire Diaries on DVD.

Jimbo - dude, I didn't hear a word you just said. Either stop talking Vaginese or never speak to me again.

by Texas Muck Savage October 29, 2011

vagineering

The act of exploring a vagina for recreational purposes.

I lost my watch when I went vagineering with my girlfriend over the weekend.

by madnis August 24, 2008

Vaginercise

To excercise the vaginal muscles, much like Kegal excercises, in order to de-loosify the yeast pouch.

After two months of grueling Vaginercises, Kelli's pussy was as tight as a butthole.

by Dan Jewell March 24, 2005

vagine

slang for "vagina" as coined by Borat

"Her vagine hang low like a wizard's sleeve"

by J-dog, K-dog January 4, 2008

vaginadodger

One who is afraid of vagina, Fear that vagina will harm or dismember parts of you member.

People without a face are vaginadodgers

by Predatordise May 22, 2009

Vaginadinaphobia

The fear of performing oral sex on a female(s)

Elton John is a vaginadinaphobic.

I was going to eat out this chick, but I have vaginadinaphobia.

by Vaginadiner July 11, 2009

Bobs and Vagine

IMeans boobs and vagina. Its how the Pakistani and Indian fellas ask for nudes online. It must work because they still do it all the time.

In Indian accent " hello there young lady I would very much like to see your Bobs and vagine "

by _WHITE_DEVIL_ March 12, 2020