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Mexican Vasectomy

Any kick or punch to the testicles that is so damaging, that sexual reproduction becomes impossible.
I gave that asshole at the bar last night a Mexican Vasectomy for looking at me funny.
by Derp Urban September 13, 2014
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Tijuana Vasectomy

v. The act of castrating an individual with a broken tequila bottle.
Ted went to Tijuana and ate the worm in the tequila. When he woke up with no balls, it became evident that he had undergone a Tijuana Vasectomy.
by MJJCool January 9, 2012
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Mexican Vasectomy

When a man is holding up a pinata at a kid's birthday party, and one of the kids hits him in the nuts with the stick.
Hell no, I'm not volunteering to hold up that pinata. I still wanna have kids and can't afford a surprise Mexican Vasectomy.
by Team Ax April 29, 2021
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Vasectomate

The act of having a vasectomy.
The doctor is going to vasectomate me.
by BigMcBrad July 22, 2009
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vasectomy

A surgery to render a man impotent; aka the gift that keeps on giving (literally and figuratively speaking)
my man got a vasectomy, now he can fuck me hard without a condom or without me on birth control, yeah, the gift that keeps on cumming, uh, giving.
by mark101 June 12, 2008
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hillbilly vasectomy

How its done the redneck way. Can you survive. Yes. Do you want to?
OK,now how were going to do this is we are going to take this 24 gage over here,load it with bird-shot,hold it to your sack and pull the trigger. And thats a hillbilly vasectomy
by hydralisk January 4, 2011
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vasectomized

Having had a vasectomy.
Don't worry, I am vasectomized.
by rfancy April 26, 2003
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