Vaginarise 

The solution to dry skin and blue waffles....

To also smear yourself or others all over the place...

Vaginarise!

Vaginarise by Real Barry Manilow July 15, 2010

Vagonnaise 

The white, frothy mixture of male and female cum after a long night of sex. Usually it is very prominent in the pubic hair region of the male partner. It makes for a wonderful natural lubricant.

"Man, I banged this chick last night til my cock hurt! There was vagonnaise everywhere!"

"Mmmm... I love vagonnaise!"

Vagonnaise by Hurtface October 1, 2010

vaginaise 

that white crap that sometimes comes out of a woman's vagina in porn flicks (not ejected semen)

"that white crap that sometimes comes out of a woman's vagina in porn flicks; that's vaginaise"

vaginaise by jw78 January 17, 2009

vaginaites 

the swelling of the vagina

i have vaginaites

vaginaites by F22 Raptor Gen 5 October 24, 2008

Vaginalised 

Past participle, past tense of vagina.lize
Etymology: constiting of 'vagina' and 'penalised.'

Literal meaning: Subject to espousing some form of controversy amongst feminists, instigating an oestrogen fuelled backlash.

Alan: Oh for fucks sake my wife escaped the kitchen again... Oh well, she wont get far without her tampons.

Bill: Careful Alan, say that around feminists and you might be vaginalised for it.

Vaginalised by WorkingReplica June 11, 2011

Veganaires' Disease

A sickness effecting those of the vegan lifestyle. Symptoms include Flu-like symptoms, meat-withdrawal, and overall irritability. Severe symptoms include being a whiney wimp and the lack of protein leads to not having a backbone.

Dillon: Is Luke sick again?

Scott: Yeah, I think he's got Veganaires' Disease.

Veganaires' Disease by lukewarm74 October 19, 2009

vayonaise 

Almost like regular mayonaise, but there's a catch. Payonaise is actually the product you end up with after you've used your vagina as a butter knife to spread mayonaise on your sandwich. Take the V from vagina and the ayonaise from mayonaise and what do you get? Vayonaise. You could also use this as a slang term for woman juice.

Taste like vayonaise!

vayonaise by smurf ones May 20, 2012