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No Vaseline

When a nigga takes dick in the asshole without lube.
A nigga just had a no Vaseline for racks bro.
by Juju DATWAY October 24, 2018
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Vaseline

1. n: Lubricant, used to make your teeth shiny and gums or lips healthy.
2. v: To rub someone the wrong way.
3. n: Great addition to toast.
4. n: Other lubricant uses, others on the site got to explain that already.
5. n/adj: A suave gent.
1. A vaseline smile is a tasty smile.
2. Bank Robberies have a way of vseline-ing innocent citizens, especially bankers.
3. Kathy: I'll give you toast if you take me shopping.
Terrance: No!
Kathy: The toast has a wonderful spread of vaseline.
Terrance: Get your jacket, I'll grab the toast.
4. Vaseline for jacking off is just "whack".
5. 'Terrance' mentioned above in Example 3 is quite vaseline-ish when it comes to his toast, dampened with vaseline.
by El Barto May 11, 2004
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raped no vaseline

1. A form of saying that someone got owned or beaten EXTREMELY bad.

2. Ownage without the vaseline to help ease the pain.

3. When something serious/horrible/tragic just happened and there are no other words to explain it.
1. Josh: Wow, I just beat this kid in basketball 15-2.
Kevin: You straight up raped him no vaseline.

2. He has like 2 kills and 43 deaths. He's getting raped no vaseline.

3. His Nintendo Wii fell and broke and his parents aren't gonna buy him a new one. He is raped no vaseline.
by Kevin342523657231354 March 6, 2008
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no vaseline This is going to hurt; you are in for a world of hurt.
by dontoine January 8, 2008
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Vaseline

Petroleum jelly lubricant, not for anal purposes.
"Dude, I need to lube my car, got any Vaseline?"
by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003
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need some vaseline

When you really get taken avantage of. Basically getting fucked.
Tanya: They charged me way too much for the computer I just bought. I could have bought two for the price I paid to have it financed.
Sydney: Damn sounds like you need some vaseline with that.
by crystal420 March 8, 2007
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Vageline

when vagina get wet,, lubes ya up,, slipperry like vaseline same texture,, she lubed me up with her vageline
she jumped on me like a trampoline and polished my head like Mr. Clean,., lubed me up with her vageline,, i made her squirt i made her scream,, -swisschz(me) fun freestyle lyrics i had.. vageline fun
by 4starz May 28, 2015
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