voon

A delicious cocktail of "V Energy Drink" and Red Wine. A Portmanteu of "V" + "Goon".

V Energy drink is a 'redbull' style energy drink with Guarana from Frucor (New Zealand beverage maker).

Goon is a local Australian term referring to cheap cask wine.

Annon and I were hanging out in the basement of that bookshop drinkin' voon and listening to the beats.

Person A: Im tired. Ive been drinking all day!
Person B: Try some voon!
Person A: *drink* Ahhh now ive got the energy to continue drinking all night!

by _MiW November 28, 2010

voont

To be extremely lazy, particularly while lying in an awkward position on a couch watching tv.

After work today all I want to do is go home and voont.

by altrain January 15, 2006

vpoon

noun,adj
1) virtual poon. The projection of feminine wiles via the internet or other media, often used as a means of controlling / manipulating others

2) the female interface of a fufme drive

3) virtual sex act ( cyber pr0n ) with a user representing themselves as a woman

Noun:
I sure got some vpoon last night!

adj.:

that Roman is such a vpoon


see also vpoon-whipped

by yidele February 10, 2003

Vogon

Here's what to do if you want to get a lift from a Vogon: Forget it. They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy. Not actually evil, but bad tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is stick your finger down his throat, and the best way to irritate him is to feed his grandmother to the ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

In modern, English, Earthman parlance, a vogon is an officious, callous bureaucrat who insists on following the rules regardless of whether they are directly applicable or make any sense at all. Whether they do this because they are cruel and sadistic, or because they don't have two brain cells to rub together is immaterial and often impossible to discern.

Hey, you sass that vogon at the bank? He took me to court and tried to repo my house even though I never took out a loan! Apparently there was a typo on the address. He knew about it, but went ahead with the case because I never filled out Form 1654x9b requesting an address correction. I'd never even heard of a 1654x9b until I'd been served! What a vogon!

by That Hoopy Frood, Ford Prefect August 14, 2011

Vagoona

Vagina-Vagoona. Used to describe a virgin or someone with little sexual experience.

"Ted, you're such a vagoona."

by noogle November 18, 2003

Vagoon

A well known term used in old Kentish villages to describe some-one who is irritable. Vagoon is a hybrid of the word Lagoon (a body of shallow sea water or brackish water separated from the sea by some form of barrier) and of course that age old favourite Vagina. When the term is used it is reffering too the said person having a 'shallow' vagina and as a result are far more likley to have a short temper resulting in tantrums, strops and general tomfoolery

Vagoon has since found its way onto the frape circuit and is fast becoming the word of the year

'Your acting like you have sand in your Vagoon'

'Do you mind tucking your Vagoon away?'

'Did you snag your vagoon on something or are you just in a bad mood'?

by jeffrey1234567890 November 18, 2010

vagoon

a word that is begined with the letters VAG as if to spell vagina but a teacher walks by and you quickly add oon

holy shit that vag... vagoon is streched

by jack meoff November 12, 2003