Utah

The state in which scary happy plastic robots who work at Wendy's repeatedly apologize for not having a Texas double cheeseburger when you have been driving for twenty hours on your way to Idaho for no apparent reason.

We really are sorry sir that we don't have that item, is there anything else we can get you?

Utah by iosef August 22, 2003

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UTAH

place: a state in the US

I live in Utah.

UTAH by Kerp March 6, 2004

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Utah

The 45th state.
If you live there you’re either a Mormon, Amish, or a meth addict.

Normal Human 1: I met this girl
NH2: Oh cool, where’s she from
NH1: Utah
NH2: Is she Mormon? Amish? Meth addicted?
NH1: Shes all three. How did you know?

Utah by CompleteAndUtterNonsense November 9, 2019

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Utah

A state full of extremely religious people. Ive learned that the hard way since my parents live in utah.

My parents in Utah wont let me drink any caffeinated drinks or soda and they wont let me do drugs! What is wrong with these people!? Not drinking caffeinated drinks is okay but DRUGS??!?! Why drugs??? They are good!

Utah by FakeBoomerLOL November 9, 2020

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Utah

A multi 'be my honey' hived State belonged of these fifty united which, many feel that such taken land, the federal government should once again, immediately reintroduce above ground nuclear testing!

Utah is now abuzz and it's not for the bees!

Utah by gravy111 November 1, 2010

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Utah

For the love of God, don't move here if you are black, mexican, asian, Christian, Catholic, don't like Disney Channel, hate pop music, or anything else... You will be ridiculed as fuck.

Utahn: So, what kind of music do you like? I enjoy Taylor Swift...

Me: Huh, really? I like The Beatles, And System of A Down, you gotta hear those guys, they kick ass...

Utahn: Ohhh, you said "Ass", and I hate the Beatles, and I don't know what system of a down is! But it sounds like a bad thing! Go away terrible person! You are not worthy!

Me: Fuckin' hypocrites...

Utah by Kobuscus April 23, 2011

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UTAH

1. a State in the USA.
2. Acronym; "Up The Ass Hard". See bufu.
3. Used as an expression if someone is about to get beat up or shot.

1. Mormons live in Utah.
2. Tom, Dick and Harry, all like it UTAH.
3. "Oh that's it, he'll pay for that. I'm gonna give it to him UTAH!"

UTAH by eBrian December 15, 2002

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