more useless than tits on a nun

REALLY useless. Often used when frustrated, referring to an object or idiot.

Damn wrench keeps slipping! Thing's more useless than tits on a nun!

That Andy is more useless than tits on a nun... can't do anything right!

by Missy Meg January 5, 2009

Useless Definition

when a world is already defined on urban dictionary, and people decide to write another definition, exactly the same as the first time, for no apparent reason

(person 1) im bored, i'll define a random word on urban dictionary.

(person 2) why are there over 100 definitions for justin bieber? They're all useless definitions, we all know he sucks anyway

by Kryoz. September 17, 2018

Useless fuck

Someone that is good for nothing who cant do anything right

Jim is nothing but a useless fuck.

by Daveyharry July 19, 2018

uselessdesk

The best tiktoker ever

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by Uselessdesk August 27, 2021

useless as tits on a boar hog

Southern slang to describe a person, place, event or item in which there is little or no value; in the same way that tits are of no use on a male hog.

Gosh I don't know why the boss hired that lazy assed guy to work here, he is as "useless as tits on a boar hog"!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

useless fuck

A developer who does more damage to a codebase than good.

Oh him? He's a useless fuck and has been been sidewards shuffled into the test team.

by b00fhead September 27, 2010

Useless Gay

A homosexual (or lgbtq person in general) individual who seeks a relationship but does not respond to obvious opportunities and/or offers to persue one.

Girl You Like: “Heyyy, I’ve decided to come out to you as Bisexual! I feel close to you, like you really get me ;) Also you look really cute with that new hairstyle! *agressive flirting*

Me: Wow good for you! Thanks! (She totally doesn’t like me and if I say I like her it will probably ruin our friendship, she’s probably saying that to be nice and because I’m the only lesbian she knows. Yes. That’s what she meant.)

Random Friend: Yo that girl totally likes you this is your dream come true!

Me: What

Random Friend: You are such a useless gay

by Likitit July 17, 2018