union gang

people who remember and like to remember the peak of AMERICA. When the people where being freedomed and civilization was slowly spreading to the south via occupation and the hard work of carpet-baggers bringing emancipation and liberty to the freedom-hating south. When the memory of Sherman, Lincoln, and Grant would bring down the traitors and live up to freedom before the dark times when traitors sought to infect AMERICA with cuckfederates.

union gang members are those whomst remember the great days when the traitors were being defeated until the end of the civilizing efforts the reconstruction.

by TheS January 25, 2022

Urinal Turtle

When someone takes a dump in a urinal.

I had to take a leak so badly but when I got in there I saw someone had dropped a urinal turtle.

by Walkerslaw September 3, 2012

soviet union

A place where doors open you.

Oh mother russia, its the soviet union!

by hardboi69 October 23, 2018

urine balls

That nasty collection of plastic balls at the playgrounds of fast food restaurants across this great country of ours. Those balls aren't wet because it rained, it's because some kid peed in the play structure.

Child: “Mom, can I go play? I’m done with my happy meal.”
Mom: “Yes, just be sure to stay out of the urine balls.”

by workinglate February 8, 2007

urinehead

Somebody who has enuresis (pisses the bed) well past his or her childhood years.

{Dave; at a jr. high basketball game to his 12 year-old stepbrother}: He wets the bed, urinehead!!!

by Telephony April 9, 2013

buffer urinal

The requisite one urinal minimum you put between you and any other men who may be pissing at a row of urinals. It's a courtesy thing, and it's about proximity more than line of sight: shame shields don't obviate the need for a buffer urinal.

Of course, when you're in a situation where the buffer is impossible because there are more men than there are urinals (sporting events, concerts, etc.), the buffer urinal no longer applies.

I took my place in the row, making sure to leave a buffer urinal between me and the blonde.

by The Grammar Nazi March 20, 2004

urinal mustache

When the mens room at your office building has not been cleaned for an amount of time that allows the rim of the urinal to collect pubic hair. The collection then appears like a mustache on the rim.

I almost puked when I had to use the restroom and the urinal mustache tickled my hand.

by halpleh November 1, 2008