A dude who stands so close to the urinal that he is actually straddling it. His toes are often touching the wall that the urinal is mounted on, and depending on his pissing style he appears to be either trying on the urinal as a giant "Baby Huey" style jock strap cup, or humping an enormous porcelain goddess who's had a building built around her with only her peculiarly shaped vagina exposed...conveniently in the men’s washroom.
Urinal Humpers suffer from a combination of urinal anxiety and urinal zombie symptoms. They apparently believe they are disguising their urinal anxiety by their willingness to use a urinal, but due to their extreme urinal zombie tendencies, they haven't noticed that the majority of their fellow pissers don't walk away from the urinal with some other guys pubes on his dick, or splatters on their pants as if their schlong was blowing bubbles in a sewage treatment plant.
Urinal Humpers suffer from a combination of urinal anxiety and urinal zombie symptoms. They apparently believe they are disguising their urinal anxiety by their willingness to use a urinal, but due to their extreme urinal zombie tendencies, they haven't noticed that the majority of their fellow pissers don't walk away from the urinal with some other guys pubes on his dick, or splatters on their pants as if their schlong was blowing bubbles in a sewage treatment plant.
by Proper Pisser December 10, 2008
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Very attractive, sensitive, & emotional
loyal but flirty. Great in bed, a good friend, some one who is reliable to talk to. Laughs & smiles alot and cherishes friends. Very unique and appealing. Loyal to the wrong people, often ends up hurt but, covers it up with laughs.
loyal but flirty. Great in bed, a good friend, some one who is reliable to talk to. Laughs & smiles alot and cherishes friends. Very unique and appealing. Loyal to the wrong people, often ends up hurt but, covers it up with laughs.
by Urielle December 16, 2014
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by Shy Son November 25, 2011
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by PenguinProf July 23, 2017
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"Whats wrong"
"Someone left a fudge monkey in the urinal"
"That was fast"
"Someone #2ed in the #1"
"Why the H did someone drop a urinal deuce"
"Someone left a fudge monkey in the urinal"
"That was fast"
"Someone #2ed in the #1"
"Why the H did someone drop a urinal deuce"
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So look around, you've finally found the place you asked about; for Urinetown is your town if you're hopeless, down and out.
So look around, you've finally found the place you asked about; for Urinetown is your town if you're hopeless, down and out.
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