urban dictionary

A website you go to, too kill time when it's not safe to look at porn.

My mom's home so I'll check out the urban dictionary instead of porn sites.

by benthere August 11, 2008

urban dictionary

a great time waster

urban dictionary is one of the funniest sites i've bin on

by jkluyftdrdfgyui9;uog August 29, 2017

urban dictionary

urban dictionary... your very own source for pointless bullshit

Willard- Floyd... how do I find out what "noob" means?

Floyd- Well Willard... go to urban dictionary - your source for pointless bullshit! :-D

by John Henry III September 28, 2006

urban dictionary

A slang dictionary where pseudo intellectual teenagers, horny middle school boys, and fat kids with no life write definitions in a desperate attempt to feel cool.

Its also where 99% of the defintions have to do with sex, weed, preps, or George W Bush.

Urban dictionary is okay.

by holly the ginger kid. August 15, 2007

urban dictionary

All told, a pretty good argument against democracy.

"Urban dictionary often seems like proof that people are unfit to rule themselves."

by Katya A March 16, 2007

urban dictionary

A culmination of ignorance under the guise of a slang dictionary, with the rare intelligent definition lost amidst a sea of nonsense. Not to be taken seriously, though good for a cheap laugh on occasion.

1) Optimist: "Why don't you have any faith in mankind?"
Pessimist: "Because I visited Urban Dictionary..."

2) "I feel like self-victimizing some lifestyle/religion/etc., because the Media hasn't done it enough yet. I should go to Urban Dictionary!"

3) The student failed his essay because he took Urban Dictionary as a serious reference.

4) The child laughed as he posted another absurd definition for something he knew nothing about on Urban Dictionary.

5) The original creators of Urban Dictionary wept as their user-driven slang dictionary decayed into nothing more than a tragic joke.

by SpacePirateKhan April 9, 2008

urban dictionary

That’s the website’s name, how do you not even know this ._.

Person 1: Have you heard of urban dictionary? It’s informative yet funny!

Person 2: What in the world, man. I don’t even know you.

Person 1: Because I’m an ad!

by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 12, 2021