unstoned

The state of being which occurs after being stoned. Often characterized by a loss of motor skills, sudden unexplainable irrationality and/or rage.

Friend 1: Duude, are you still stoned?
Friend 2: Nah man, I think I got unstoned.
Friend 1: Yeah, me too.

by Operation Kiefenator April 13, 2008

Upstander

Someone who stands up for a victim while they are being bullied.

You are at the playground and someone comes over and starts to trash talk about you. There are a crowd of bystanders but no one will help you stand up to the bully. The one person who does stand up will you to the bully is the upstander.

by Chevellechris April 15, 2014

upton

a small town in Massachusetts

Upton was voted "Most Boring Town" by the states Top 40 radio station Kiss 108

by Shopaholic0110 June 24, 2006

Upstanding shitizen

When a toilet is so disgusting and covered with piss/ shit you have to hover over the seat to take care of business. Typically performed in public restrooms.

Dude 1: Yo dude, I was taking the browns to the Super Bowl in a Walmart bathroom the other day, the toilet was so gnarly I had to do an upstanding shitizen!

Dude 2: FAR OUT!

by Thejesse44 June 13, 2018

Unstonksify

When Logan exists

Logan existed, resulting in Unstonksify

by Totally Real Words July 17, 2021

you're an upstanding gentleman

A way of saying "thank you" with extreme sincerity. Usually used when one is immensely appreciative but cannot provide a suitable reward.

You just saved my car from being compressed. You're an upstanding gentleman.

by An Upstanding gentleman May 5, 2010

Uptonian

New benchmark for symmetry on planet earth.
( pertaining to Kate Upton )

( Bikini girls at beach )
Dude 1 : Hey man, look at those boobs , they are so.. .... ...so.... ....
Dude 2 : Uptonian ?

by game_dog December 20, 2013