unplug

Step away from the computer.

Richard Richards spent 48 hrs straight infront of his Computer. He needs to UNPLUG.

by KillerLWH June 23, 2006

unplug the earphones

Unplug the earphones is an activity commenced when you are home alone. You sit down in front of your computer, turn on the porn and instead of using your earphones to listen as you normally would, you unplug them and crank the sound right up.

Me: So Adam, since your brother is going overseas, are you waiting for the day your parents are out and you're home alone so you can unplug the earphones?

by Mb500 July 29, 2009

Unpurl

The act of undoing a purl. To undo something. To unravel. To tear open. To mess up. To try again.

I had to unpurl because I missed a stitch.
I unpurled the secret.
Everything seemed unpurled.
It seemed like I was unpurling my own life.

by Kürbis June 21, 2011

uniplursity

Founded by DJ/Professor Plurwyn in 2012, Uniplursity is a universal education facility where ravers from around the globe can enrol to study their party life mantra "PLUR" to a greater understanding. Once enrolled, students have the opportunity to receive a diploma, masters and PhD through this educational platform. Very few students have graduated with the full completion of PhDs to date.

"What are you studying at Uniplursity?"

"See: PLUR"

by Plurwyn November 7, 2013

Unplug

To leave, To back out of and situation or person

Yo Kyle should unplug that group chat

by Spurlock J April 9, 2019

pot's unplugged

of or relating to a state of disarray, possibly leading to questionable decisions in the workplace; characterized by low attention and/or low blood caffeine levels

When James asked a question at the meeting that had literally been answered 30 seconds prior, Susie exclaimed, "His pot's unplugged today!"

by mellows2019forLyfe June 9, 2018

unplumber

The unplumber is an age old classic; The act of sticking your penis into a womans asshole right as she is about to deficate, thus reversing the 'plumbers' role of unclogging shit out of a pipe.

Friend 1:That bitch ate the whole goddamn box of Triscuits.?
Friend 2: Sure did...
Friend 1: Does she know that tonight is the night you were going to give her the 'unplumber'?
Friend 2: Suuuuure does...

by Registered March 28, 2007