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unripe watermelon

Looks really good on the outside, gets you excited, when you open them up there dry, green and bitter and filled with large seeds.

(someone who is annoying, never shuts the can, attention whore)
by insulthoover April 25, 2022
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The Unipiper

The coolest motherfucker there is in Portland, OR. He rides around on his unicycle playing a bagpipe in a Darth Vader costume and a Scottish skirt, sometimes with the bagpipe shooting literal fucking flames as he plays it. Coolest shit ever.
He’s the next best thing to Bigfoot to find in person while you’re here in the west coast
Guy 1: “I was at Rose City Comic Con when that dude on a unicycle or some shit came by and gave me a fist bump”
Guy 2: “Dude, the fucking Unipiper?”
“The Unipiper” must be included in the usage showcase for me to post this. Wack ass shit
by DudeGuyMan669 January 6, 2023
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Unipegacornasus

A cross between a unicorn and a pegasus that has magic abilities and the power to fly. Most commonly seen in the hit tv show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Person A: I was watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic last night! What was that creature that looked like a Unicorn but also like a Pegasus?

Person B: I was watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic too! That creature was a Unipegacornasus , its half unicorn and half pegasus
by Farrai November 28, 2012
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unpie

Bad, Stupid, Dumb, Of substandard quality.
Man, your old car is incredibly unpie.

I got a C- on that paper? I worked forever on that! Unpie...
by Twigman April 7, 2004
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zombie unipegacorn

A cross between a unicorn and pegasus after it meets a zombie.
"Did you see that zombie unipegacorn?"
"Yeah, the zombie apocalypse is really getting everything."
by mandycane September 5, 2011
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unripe or spoiled

heard on prepackaged fruit commercial -can be used for deteriorating human parts, body parts 'going bad'
she looked in a mirror and was hoping she wasn't unripe or spoiled!

spending time in the gym helped keep him from getting unripe or spoiled
by michael foolsley March 13, 2010
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Unipe

A dumb blonde that has anxiety
oh look at that Unipe they look like a hoe today don´t they Jim
by dumb-blonde-lola May 15, 2021
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