Uncomplainable

Crystal meth that looks good, tastes good, burns slow and clean, and is by all appearances a top notch product, except it has no "legs" (i.e. it doesn't really get you very high). Such meth is called "Uncomplainable" because, although the buyer does not feel satisfied with his purchase, he would have a hard time complaining about the product to his dealer. This is due to the fact that The Uncomplainable does not exhibit any of the indications commonly found in "bunk", or bad meth. As it is nearly impossible to accurately measure the degree or quality of a user's high, any such complaint can easily be blamed on the user's tolerance, method of ingestion, or other subjective factors.

Dealer: So if it didn't make you cough or blow off white, and it didn't burn up quick or turn any nasty colors, how can you tell me it was bunk?

Buyer: It wasn't...bunk, exactly. It was just...uncomplainable. Nevermind. I guess let me get another dub sack.

by luckylymon February 3, 2010

Uncomfy

its like saying uncomfortable but with less syllables. this word can save you time, but you sacrifice your dignity if you say it.

This fuzzy jacket makes me uncomfy.

by The juicy juice March 17, 2019

uncola

Nickname for 7-Up, a lemon/ lime flavored soft drink, given to it for marketing purposes.

Meant to remind people that it was not, in fact, cola.

"It's 7 Up, it's Uncola" (1975)

by yonskii October 29, 2008

uncomebackable

when it is impossible to think of an equal or greater come back

How can I think of a come back to that? Oh wait I can't...that shit's uncomebackable!

by Jenna K August 3, 2007

uncomfortafull

being so full that its uncomfortable.

I ate so much for dinner that I'm uncomfortafull.

by Tim T September 11, 2005

unconditional love

To love somebody with no conditions or circumstances: to love completely

I love that girl. Do I need a reason? no but I love that girl completely.

by Big Boi March 29, 2005

uncomfortable silence

If you hate when people say "awkward silence" you can tell them to shut the fuck up about it and wait for the uncomfortable silence that comes after.

from Pulp Fiction

Mia: Don't you hate that?
Vincent: What?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.
Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

by MNCkos August 26, 2012