Umpa Lumpa

Creepy midget that wears creepy makeup and sings creepy songs for its creepy candy masters. It is soulless, having long since lost its humanity and driven insane by a diet consisting entirely of sugar and occasionally innocent, abandoned children. In battle, usually traveling in packs, it is able to channel the glucose stored in its defiled body to become rage incarnate. Despite its appearance, it is ruthlessly efficient and incredibly difficult to kill.

We're in some real pretty Umpa Lumpa shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over!

What do you mean "THEY cut the power"? How could Umpa Lumpas cut the power, man? They're animals!

Look there's something moving in here and it ain't us! Reading's off the charts man! Umpa Lumpas all around us man! What the hell?

by shelax November 6, 2008

Umpa-lumpa

It’s a short orange child running round ur house selling chocolate to strangers

Michael is such an umpa-lumpa

by Cheeto bot 123 December 7, 2019

Umpa Lumpa

short fat guy that looks like a rollie pollie, only in GREEN

My Husband....lol

by suzie fierro January 7, 2004

Umpa-Lumpa

A short, fat, green haired organism possibly the result of a female leprocon and a black male midget having unprotected sex. (This isn't rare in most cases)

Willie wont pay for the Umpa-Lumpa's DNA test to find out who da fuck his daddy is...

by Big Trigg July 30, 2006

Umpa Lumpa

a little person that makes you feel big

friend from abroad(you know who)

by dick stumpy September 27, 2003

Umpa Lumpa

A human like creature. Around the height of 4' 6". enjoys to bother real humans.

That umpa lumpa stole my calculator

by youtellme69 November 11, 2009

Umpa Lumpa

1. Orange, green haired dwarfs from the film 'Charlie and the chocolate factory'.

2. A girl with too much fake tan

3. Ann-Marie

Ann-Marie, u wearin 2 much fake tan you look like an umpa lumpa sort it out!

by Tony_UK_Geeza June 24, 2007