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uhlenbrauck

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Uhlenbrauck was a god in the earliest years of civilisation.
God of being lucky with the ladies and having the art of lying. Throughout his life he was offered virgins and alcohol by those who worshiped him. Studies of ancient scripture claims he is the lost apostle and was known for his enormous penis.
He was overthrown and killed by the vicious ice queen. Though today he is still remebered by those blessed with his name. One who is blessed recieves the same powers as Uhlenbrauck once had.

The term uhlenbrauck is used today in english to describe one's ability to lie and get lucky with the ladies.
"yo im going to pull an uhlenbrauck tonight!"
"you're going have to summin a uhlenbrauck on that one"
"WOW he has like an uhlen-sausage"
"that uhlenbrauck kid can spit game!"
" I can get more since im a lyons-uhlenbrauck"
see lyons
by uhlenbrauck February 4, 2005
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lyons-uhlenbrauck

A special task force which included the two gods. Lyons and Uhlenbrauck.
Together they invented math and the english language and both were the first rappers known to man.
With there amazing skills and abilities, they were the gods of all gods. Known for blessing people with their skills and marking them with their names.

Scientists believe that one day someone will be born with both Lyons and Uhlenbrauck in their name, and when the day comes, Gods will once again walk the earth.
"yo he attacked you like is he was a lyons-uhlenbrauck!"
"your shaking like if you saw lyons-uhlenbrauck!"
by word of god February 4, 2005
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A person who habitually performs fellatio on ridiculously or abnormally small penises.
Hi my name is James. And I am an Umble.
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umblefarp

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Umlet

Pronounced um-let, kind of like omelette, but with an um instead of ome.

1.(noun) An ume omelette, made by mixing ume in with the eggs before cooking. Invented by Johnny Tsunami in the early 21st century, this dish is considered quite horrid and disgusting by all.

2.(transitive verb) Similar in definition to the word let, umlet is just a more uncertain way of saying let.
1. "Why the hell is this omelette pink and vinegary?!"
"Oh, thats not an omelette, its an umlet."

2. "So what do you wanna do after practice?"
"Umlets go to the store and buy some food."
by The Tsunami June 10, 2008
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